Injustice

First off....the North Carolina trip was great. Big shoutout to the redhead and Big Country (and of course their little stinky) for having us down there.

Secondly, let's get this out in the open. What's the deal with Don Imus? Let me state that I don't like the guy.....AT ALL!!! He's a flaming liberal who refuses to see any reason in things. That being said, what's with all the BS with his getting fired and ridiculed for what he said?!?!? He referred to the Rutgers women's basketball team as nappy-headed ho's. Big fucking deal!!!! Is that anything different from what's said on any show on BET? Or titleing movies "White Men Can't Jump"??? Or Al Sharpton referring to the Duke lacrosse players--INNOCENT PEOPLE-- as "privedged white boys"? What the fuck is with this racial double standard? Where's all the outrage when a black person says something racist????!!! Al Sharpton is probably the biggest racist out there....yet these fucking idiots trip over themselves to say what a great man he is and a leader and a pillar of the community. How come he hasn't had to answer for his racist remarks? Or the fact that he spent his presidential campaign contributions on whores and cars?!?!? Leader my white ass! The guy's a fucking stupid piece of shit....and I mean stupid. Just like Jesse Jackson....another pillar of the community. If these are the leaders that blacks are forced to emulate it's no fucking wonder they can't collectively improve their stations in life. Many blacks are intelligent and successful people....the ones who think for themselves instead of listening to fucking morons like these. Why does Louis Farrakhan get a free pass everytime he rages against the "dirty, scheming, evil Jews and white men"?

It really turns my stomach seeing all this "outrage" against Don Imus. It's really a double standard bunch of bullshit is what it is. Nappy headed ho's. Give me a break....I have heard worse than that on Moesha!!! I can see Imus apologizing for calling them ho's....but how is nappy headed construed as racist? I wake up every morning with a nappy bed head!!!!

Anyway....that's my input for the day. I just call it like I see it. Well...we're getting ready to get hit with a snowstorm again this weekend.....nice....nothing like a spring blizzard!!! Hey where's the global warming? This is close to the coldest April on record!!!

I leave Sunday night to drive down to Virginia and will be there all of next week so don't look forward to hearing from me anytime soon. I know you won't. TOODLES!

Europe.....

A waste of a continent. Why? Now European stupidity has reached an all-time high. In the UK they're dropping the teaching of the holocaust from their curriculum because they don't want to offend the muslim pices of shit that are overrunning their schools and country. This is sure to spread throughout the rest of Europe as they're all mindless fucking capitulators who speak different languages. These dirty, smelly fucking muslim scumbags are taking over every country over there and the Eurotrash just sit back and let it happen. So, when they have their riots in the streets and calls to prayer blasted over the town PA system and the locals start getting all irate I would tell them to "go fuck yourself". That's okay though.....someone will find a way to blame America for all of this so it doesn't matter.

Well 2 more days and we leave for NC. We are excited about it! Should be lots of fun....once the drive is over with anyway!

How was everyone's weekend? Mine was okay....not very productive but had some fun anyway. I have to start getting my ass in gear and getting some things done around my house. Guess it will just have to wait until after the 20th of April since I will be gone most of the time until then. Oh well.

That's all I have to say for now. Nothing new going on. I will try and pop in once or twice more before I head south. Be talking to you...TOODLES!

My Underwear Have Poop Stains!!

.....Don't yours?!?!?!

So last night my wife had to go with her band to a radio station up in Scranton. They played some songs which are going to be aired on the radio in a "live studio session" sometime in May. They're also going to televise it on the local TV station which is cool. Well the shitty thing is she didn't get home until 3 am this morning because the studio didn't get things started until 11pm and they had to do a couple of their songs a few times to get it just right and so on. So I woke up when she came home and now I am tired too...but at least I slept from 9pm until 3am and then from 4:30 to 6am and she barely got any sleep at all.

My drums came yesterday!!!!!!!! WooHoooo!!!!!!!!!!! Man I ripped them fucking boxes open and put that thing together. I almost had a boner I was so happy. Anyway I have everything in my car right now because I am bringing them to my band's practice room after work to keep them there and we have practice tonight. So that should be fun!

Only 6 days and we leave for NC. I can't wait...that's gonna be a lot of fun. Hey red is there anything you need us to bring other than my sexy, supple, milky-white ass? Let me know. Anyway everyone at work is in a big panic because I will be away on leave in NC and then from 15-20 April I will be away on business in Alexandria, VA. They're flipping out because the programs I run are very high visibility type stuff and I always deal with people in the program offices and pentagon, etc. All these bigwigs. Well now in my absence the people here are going to have to do that for me. Not a big deal considering I laid everything out for them with spreadsheets, slides, charts, etc. All they have to do is read what I wrote but whatever.....I think they're just upset that they're going to have to do something now. Lazy bastards!!!

Jeez, 2 days ago it got up to 73 degrees up here in the poconos....this morning I went out to my car and it was 25!!! WTF?!?!?! Well it's been up in at least the 50s every day so I cannot complain too much I guess. Dude I think I got the sauce this morning. Too much coffee. I am gonna have to go and drop some root soon.

Oh and for the 1.5 hours I went back to bed this morning I had the most fucked up dreams I have had in a loooooong time. It was kind of re-living some stuff I've been through and experienced....like I was in Germany and I deployed to Bosnia and seen some wacky and horrible shit. But then some of it was totally weird and things that never happened like while in Bosnia I got bit by a cow and my foot got ran over by a horse-drawn cart. Don't know what it is supposed to mean....probably nothing. I don't get all wrapped up like some of these wackos that dreams HAVE to mean something. No they don't. I sit around awake thinking of stupid, goofy, off the wall shit nobody else would ever think of for no good reason.....so I guess if I do it when I am awake then I can certainly do it when I am asleep right? Anyway I just thought I would mention it because it caught me off guard. I haven't had "Army Dreams" in quite some time. Usually when I do they're bad and not very happy but I don't mind it or anything.....it was something I did and went through so no big deal. I liked the army it was just kind of unfortunate that some of the circumstances in my life back then were affected negatively by bad timing and things like that. But enough of all that jazz....I am a civilian now. I am in very little danger of being shot at if I go somewhere (though I am still armed), I am stable and don't have to move every 2 or 3 years and I make about 5 times more money now than I did as an Army Captian with about 1/1000th of the responsibility. God bless those men and women in uniform doing what they do....they certainly aren't in it for the money.

Clap this!

I have a question.....I thought of this for no particular reason....it just kind of popped into my head but does anyone remember ever flying on an airplane or going to a movie in the theater and when you land in the plane or the movie is over everyone claps?!?! What in the fuck of a goat ass is that all about?!?! Who are you clapping to? I've never been in the cockpit of an airplane when it landed but I have a sneaking suspicion that when the pilots land and hear people clapping they're not saying, "Wow...how rewarding when we complete a trip and touch down safely to hear the enamored passengers cheer wildly. They must really love us."

I would bet money that the conversation goes more like, "Whew....for fuck's sake that was a tricky one with the cross winds...those stupid fuckers have no idea what they're clapping about....what a bunch of fucking zeros. Now let's get out of this germ-farm and go to the bar."

In the movies I think it's more of a sociological abortion gone wrong in that people identify and side with the hero or good guy of the film. Then when he kills the bad guy or whatever....everyone goes mad like they personally had something to do with it. Like if you didn't show up to the movie and sit on your dead-ass for 2 hours there may have been a different ending but by showing up you actually helped save the day!!! Or at the end of the movie people clap I guess to acknowledge that it was a good movie. Nobody hears you except for the other assholes clapping! Or after a one-liner people go nuts at the cleverness of the line or what have you. I remember as a little kid that when I saw Rocky in the movies....when I left that theater I could kick anybody's ass. When I saw Star Wars, Empire and Jedi in the movies I had "The Force" upon leaving the theater and tried for many hours to levitate cars in the parking lot and other random objects and use the Jedi mind trick on people....to no avail. Yeah I got all caught up in the hoopla but then again I was 3,4,5,6,7,8 years old!

I have not been to the movies since "Shallow Hal". Nobody clapped or cheered during that because Hal ended up with the hog! Plus the sight of George Costanza having a "nub" tail-like appendage was enough to get everyone nauseus! I refuse to go to the fucking movies anymore. People are fucking idiotic assholes with no common sense and no courtesy. Looking like fucking retards with their big baggy pants, cell phones ringing, talking out loud, etc. Do I think I am better than most people? Bet your fucking ass I do.

When I fly...I like to wait until mid-flight when everyone else is sleeping and then just start clapping and cheering loudly for no good reason. When someone asks what I am doing I say, "Well, I like to sleep through the landing so I am just getting my cheering out now so I can go to sleep." Do I think I am better than most people? Fucking A I do. Do I acknowledge that I am a huge asshole.......yep.

Yeah Okay

So it's been a week since I blogged....kiss my ass if you don't like it. Kiss my lilly white bunghole!!!

So what's new? Hmmmm....the liberal Congress killed a bunch more men and women by passing their feeble bill to establish a deadline to leave Iraq. Hmmmm I am not too sure but I haven't heard too awful much about the fact that they couldn't garner enough support to pass the bill without lacing it with $20 billion in taxpayer money for other liberals' pet projects like rebuilding rubber plants and aid to spinach farmers. All of a sudden at our expense (yours and mine) they had enough support for the bill. Though be it $20 billion more expense. Thank GOD for the power of the veto. The troops must be really thrilled to read and hear about all these liberal pieces of shit in Congress and how they support the troops while they want to give our enemies a firm date to declare victory on the great Satan.....America! I would personally love to see every one of these self-serving, coward pices of shit be shot in the back of the head and left on a roadside somewhere. Too extreme? I don't think so. You don't like it? Then don't read my blog.

I am getting really excited about our trip to NC....9 days until we leave. I am not sure Sanford, NC knows what they're in for.

Things are going well at work. Staying busy I guess. I also ordered an acoutic drum set and cymbals, etc since I am now in a band again. Now I will have my electric set at home to practice on and my acoustic set in our band's practice room for practicing and playing live on. Feels nice to be in a band again....I missed it a lot. The other cool thing is that we play all original songs. Not that I mind cover bands too much....they have their place and I have been in a couple, but I am a big fan of the whole process behind writing music. So now the wife and I are both in bands and having fun with it. Funny thing is I don't like her band's music and she don't like my band's music hahaha.

Golf season is approaching quickly. I went and bought about 6 dozen golf balls over the weekend. Hmmmm that'll probably last me about 36 holes the way I lose balls. I cannot fucking wait until that first tee shot, the smell of the fresh cut grass, the birds chirping, me throwing my clubs across the fairway when I hit a shitty shot (yes I really do this), cursing everyone and their mother when I miss a short putt. But hey, I love it!

Boating season is also rapidly approaching. My dock is all paid for, my new battery has been installed and I am waiting on the lake to open for the season. Can't wait for that either.

Dude I have way too many fucking hobbies. Golf, boating, mountain biking, music, hiking, pulling on it, bathing in raw seafood.....I mean who the fuck has time for it all???

Samantha is doing great these days. She's talking like a maniac and saying all kinds of funny stuff. She has me laughing my ass off all day long which is no easy task. She also LOVES music and likes to sing. I play guitar for her all the time while my wife sings to her and she sits there with a big smile on her face the whole time. She's the best audience I could ever play for.

Well that's about it....it's 65 degrees and sunny outside right now so I am gonna go walk around outside like a nomad during lunch and see what I can get into. TOODLES!!!

Nice Beaver

Hey baby nice beaver!! Yeah you!

Holy ass balls! Well we got hit with about 16 inches of snow on Friday and Saturday. Let me tell you, that was a lot of fun. Good times, good times. Well it's starting to melt now and it's supposed to be in the 50s to 60s all week and this weekend. Do I think any of you give a fuck? Nope. Just idle chatter.

Now on to a more controversial issue....the piercing of ones genitalia. Nah just kidding. Although I have no idea why someone would do that. I also don't know why anyone would get a tattoo but many people have them so there must be something appealing about it.

I am going after work tonight to meet some guys in a band and play drums with them for a while and see how it goes. There's also another band I am supposed to meet later in the week or on the weekend. I am tired of not playing in a band anymore. Although right now I only have an electronic drum set at home to practice on I have an acoustic kit, cymbals, etc ready to order at the click of a button should I find a band to play for. I have no idea how I am going to my golfing, boating, music and general shenanigans into my schedule by I am flexible--like a 12 year old gymnast! On top of that (not the 12 year old gymnast) my wife has practice with her band 2-3 times a week. But one of us is always there with Stinky and she comes before everything else obviously so at least our priorities are straight.

Work is going well. I have been very busy lately and will continue to be really busy for a while. We're also looking forward to our trip to NC in 2 weeks. That will be a lot of fun.

Well that's about all that is going on. When something happens or an issue pops up I will write more. Until then....don't get any on you.

Excuse me ma'am....but I speak jive

Yo jive turkey...what it is? You know I have been told several times--in writing and verbally--over the last few days that "Vinny....you're not right" or "Vinny...you're such a fucking weirdo" or "Vinny...you're a freak". Well why is that? Why do people have such a skewed perception of who I am? I am a very sensitive person. Often I am accused of tomfoolery, skullduggery and removing random articles of clothing in public places without a moment's notice and putting others in embarrasing situations. Yes, it is a flaw in my personality that I just do not get embarrassed and sometimes maybe I should consider that although I do not, others do and I should be more considerate of their feelings too. After all I have purposely gone out of my way many times to walk in front of an unsuspecting victim in the store or mall or various other places and stop and do a big fart right in front of them. Many times I do this when friends and/or family are around. I always get a priceless reaction from said victims which, to me, makes it all worth it. But there I go again, not considering the feelings of others.

So you may be asking "okay Vinny, got it but why do I give a fuck?" Good question! Well in light of all of this I am going to try and make more of an effort to be considerate of those around me and act more grown up. Truth be told, I don't think I will be very successful at this because being an ass-wipe is totally my nature and the temptation to just blow someone's mind is always too much for me. I feel bad though sometimes like an incident not that long ago....my wife and I were in a McDonalds and made our order.......well the people that ordered their shit after me started getting their stuff and I was still waiting.....and waiting....and waiting. Well I finally got pissed off and flew off the handle. I screamed really loud "Manager!!!! Where's the manager?!?!?!" So she finally came up front and I said "Hey....where the fuck is my quarter pounder with cheese? I didn't order a goddamn souffle....I ordered a quarter pounder!!!!" So instead of being apologetic or anything the bitch cops an attitude with me. Bad move because I just had to embarrass her then. I gave her the "You couldn't manage your way out of a wet paper bag you stupid fuck......why the hell do you think you're at McDonalds?!?!?!" After she broke down crying and I got my food we left. Of course afterwards I felt TERRIBLE! Not for the minion working in McDonalds but for my wife. She was really embarrassed by my McD's rage. She got over it very quickly becuase she's accustomed to my antics but I still felt bad and everytime I think about that story I feel bad for putting her in that position.

So there you have it....Vinny is turning over a new leaf. Probably won't last more than 20 minutes but I am gonna give it a shot....I will let you know how it goes. TOODLES!