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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Al Gore is a Cock Head

If any of you have read the stories about him this week about what a hypocritical asshole he is then you know what I am talking about. If you haven't read them then you're sheltered and need to get off your ass and get up to speed on your current events!


I am not liking this google bullshit that I have to go through to get to my blog now. I have written several letters to the site and told them that they're a bunch of dicks and they need to change it back. I know that will not happen but venting makes me feel better. My friend Liza and I are in the market for a new independent blog not affiliated with those slanty-eyed bastards over at google. Anybody know of any good sites? Let us know, we'll be up in dat shit like a Jimmy Hat!

Why in the fuck am I sitting here at work right now listening to "We Built This City on Rock N Roll" over the PA system? This was named like worst fucking song of the 80s or some shit like that. They should be banned from playing it. Who sang that song anyway? Sunship? Starship? Spaceship? Some stupid shit like that?!?! They need to be jamming som ABBA, Bee Gees, Tom Jones and Englebert Humperdinck......the good shit!

Hey look......a cow ass!!!!











Oh and let me re-post one of Liza's old favorites:













Oh boy....good times, good times.





Oh yeah and there's been another sighting of Nessie.....you know, the Loch Ness Monster





Oh well....anyway I apologize for not having much of substance to say today but what's new right?

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Darn Tootin'!!!

So I see we have the ongoing school/children issue ongoing in my last post. Good to see! Just makes me fucking sick that we've become such a coddling and sensitive (overly) society.


So Ban Ki-moon, U.N secretary general URGED Iran to stop enriching Uranium. That'll stop 'em!!!! Way to go U.N. leading the way again! Am I the only one who realizes what a waste of fucking time and money this impotent organization is?!?!?!?! Personally I am keeping my fingers crossed that Israel, about the only coutry left with any balls, will go in and level Iran.....LEVEL it with no discretion.


So Britney Spears shaved her head because of head lice eh? Wow...big goings on in the entertainment world! As long as she don't have crabs I'd still do her!!!! I am eloquent aren't I?!?!


I got this big growth on my choda...you know on my grundle. The area between my balls and cornhole! It's huge and when I squeeze it all this bloody pus comes out! Do you think that might be a problem?


Well only 27 days until the vernal equinox. NICE! I can't wait until April man. Get my boat back in the water and my golf league starts! DAMN I can't wait!!!!
That David Hasselhoff is such a man's man!!!!


Anyway, I am done chiming in for the day. Hope everyone has a happy Thursday!!!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Happy Tuesday

Hey so what's with all the shock and awe about the murders and violence in New Orleans? Was that ever really a garden spot? Seems I remember many a year that it won the dubious title of most murders per capita in the U.S. Now all the uproar just because the hurricane hit there? Take a fucking walk!

Britney Spears shaved her head. Did you know that? Of course you did because that's important news. Much more important than Korea agreeing to end their nuclear program or the war on terror or the stock market at all time highs. It's not Britney's fault. It's the idiots that think it is big news. Poor Britney is just another victim of society and it's every else's fault but hers. Sound familiar? Fuck Britney.

Sorry I haven't been blogging too much...they have this stupid fucking thing now where I have to log on through Google and it takes forever and I just haven't felt like dealing with it. So in other words.....plan on fewer posts from yours truly.

Mmmmm the cafeteria is serving roasted pig ass sandwiches today. At least that's what they look like. Man you should see the cafeteria workers....they look like the lunch ladies from your elementary school days....like Ogres on crack or something. They ought to be living under a bridge somewhere.

I stayed home form work last Wednesday because of the big snowstorm we had. It sucked. 5" of snow then 4" of ice and then 4-5" more snow on top. They had all sorts of highways closed in northeast PA. The 3 main highways (78, 80 and 81) were all closed in this area because the road crews were so fucking good at their jobs they just waited until the storm was almost over before they started doing anything. Well, what should I expect from a fucking liberal governor. The guys sucks a giant cock.

Global warming alarmists get fucking more idiotic by the day. At least I am starting to see some dissent among the ranks of "scientists" now questioning the data. What? Ice caps are thickening and growing in the southern hemisphere? Astounding!!! But who am I to argue? Al Gore invented the internet so he MUST be right about global warming. And all the Hollywood fucking idiots that drive banana and shit-fueled cars to the airport to fly around the world on a 747 with 10 people aboard obviously know what they're talking about too. After all, they're all educated and live in the real world. Oh well nobody will ever listen to the skinny Italian kid who is full 'o flava.

Schools continue to decline. No! Do ya think? You walked through town on the weekend or after school hours and seen these fucking mutts walking around? Pants falling down off their ass, stupid fucking hat on sideways. Man I'll tell you what if I was ever walking around and saw my kid dressed like that it would be the last time. Did you ever talk to one of these fucking skells? They mumble at you like they got a mouthful of cock and balls! I know they do it because they're trying to be unique and original. The only thing is, when every other fucking moron looks like you you're neither unique nor original. You're worthless. I personally believe EVERY SINGLE SCHOOL in the U.S. should have uniforms.

Well I am done ranting for today. Hope you enjoyed my commentary. If you didn't? Hey no sweat off my supple, milky-white ass. Take it or leave it.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

No Wait!!!

I am the REAL father of Anna Nicole Smith's child!!!!

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

In a nutshell....

This article pretty much says it all:

Global Warming: The Cold, Hard Facts?

By Timothy Ball

Monday, February 5, 2007

Global Warming, as we think we know it, doesn't exist. And I am not the only one trying to make people open up their eyes and see the truth. But few listen, despite the fact that I was the first Canadian Ph.D. in Climatology and I have an extensive background in climatology, especially the reconstruction of past climates and the impact of climate change on human history and the human condition. Few listen, even though I have a Ph.D, (Doctor of Science) from the University of London, England and was a climatology professor at the University of Winnipeg. For some reason (actually for many), the World is not listening. Here is why.

What would happen if tomorrow we were told that, after all, the Earth is flat? It would probably be the most important piece of news in the media and would generate a lot of debate. So why is it that when scientists who have studied the Global Warming phenomenon for years say that humans are not the cause nobody listens? Why does no one acknowledge that the Emperor has no clothes on?

Believe it or not, Global Warming is not due to human contribution of Carbon Dioxide (CO2). This in fact is the greatest deception in the history of science. We are wasting time, energy and trillions of dollars while creating unnecessary fear and consternation over an issue with no scientific justification. For example, Environment Canada brags about spending $3.7 billion in the last five years dealing with climate change almost all on propaganda trying to defend an indefensible scientific position while at the same time closing weather stations and failing to meet legislated pollution targets.

No sensible person seeks conflict, especially with governments, but if we don't pursue the truth, we are lost as individuals and as a society. That is why I insist on saying that there is no evidence that we are, or could ever cause global climate change. And, recently, Yuri A. Izrael, Vice President of the United Nations sponsored Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) confirmed this statement. So how has the world come to believe that something is wrong?

Maybe for the same reason we believed, 30 years ago, that global cooling was the biggest threat: a matter of faith. "It is a cold fact: the Global Cooling presents humankind with the most important social, political, and adaptive challenge we have had to deal with for ten thousand years. Your stake in the decisions we make concerning it is of ultimate importance; the survival of ourselves, our children, our species," wrote Lowell Ponte in 1976.

I was as opposed to the threats of impending doom global cooling engendered as I am to the threats made about Global Warming. Let me stress I am not denying the phenomenon has occurred. The world has warmed since 1680, the nadir of a cool period called the Little Ice Age (LIA) that has generally continued to the present. These climate changes are well within natural variability and explained quite easily by changes in the sun. But there is nothing unusual going on.

Since I obtained my doctorate in climatology from the University of London, Queen Mary College, England my career has spanned two climate cycles. Temperatures declined from 1940 to 1980 and in the early 1970's global cooling became the consensus. This proves that consensus is not a scientific fact. By the 1990's temperatures appeared to have reversed and Global Warming became the consensus. It appears I'll witness another cycle before retiring, as the major mechanisms and the global temperature trends now indicate a cooling.

No doubt passive acceptance yields less stress, fewer personal attacks and makes career progress easier. What I have experienced in my personal life during the last years makes me understand why most people choose not to speak out; job security and fear of reprisals. Even in University, where free speech and challenge to prevailing wisdoms are supposedly encouraged, academics remain silent.

I once received a three page letter that my lawyer defined as libellous, from an academic colleague, saying I had no right to say what I was saying, especially in public lectures. Sadly, my experience is that universities are the most dogmatic and oppressive places in our society. This becomes progressively worse as they receive more and more funding from governments that demand a particular viewpoint.

In another instance, I was accused by Canadian environmentalist David Suzuki of being paid by oil companies. That is a lie. Apparently he thinks if the fossil fuel companies pay you have an agenda. So if Greenpeace, Sierra Club or governments pay there is no agenda and only truth and enlightenment?

Personal attacks are difficult and shouldn't occur in a debate in a civilized society. I can only consider them from what they imply. They usually indicate a person or group is losing the debate. In this case, they also indicate how political the entire Global Warming debate has become. Both underline the lack of or even contradictory nature of the evidence.

I am not alone in this journey against the prevalent myth. Several well-known names have also raised their voices. Michael Crichton, the scientist, writer and filmmaker is one of them. In his latest book, "State of Fear" he takes time to explain, often in surprising detail, the flawed science behind Global Warming and other imagined environmental crises.

Another cry in the wildenerness is Richard Lindzen's. He is an atmospheric physicist and a professor of meteorology at MIT, renowned for his research in dynamic meteorology - especially atmospheric waves. He is also a member of the National Academy of Sciences and has held positions at the University of Chicago, Harvard University and MIT. Linzen frequently speaks out against the notion that significant Global Warming is caused by humans. Yet nobody seems to listen.

I think it may be because most people don't understand the scientific method which Thomas Kuhn so skilfully and briefly set out in his book "The Structure of Scientific Revolutions." A scientist makes certain assumptions and then produces a theory which is only as valid as the assumptions. The theory of Global Warming assumes that CO2 is an atmospheric greenhouse gas and as it increases temperatures rise. It was then theorized that since humans were producing more CO2 than before, the temperature would inevitably rise. The theory was accepted before testing had started, and effectively became a law.

As Lindzen said many years ago: "the consensus was reached before the research had even begun." Now, any scientist who dares to question the prevailing wisdom is marginalized and called a sceptic, when in fact they are simply being good scientists. This has reached frightening levels with these scientists now being called climate change denier with all the holocaust connotations of that word. The normal scientific method is effectively being thwarted.
Meanwhile, politicians are being listened to, even though most of them have no knowledge or understanding of science, especially the science of climate and climate change. Hence, they are in no position to question a policy on climate change when it threatens the entire planet. Moreover, using fear and creating hysteria makes it very difficult to make calm rational decisions about issues needing attention.

Until you have challenged the prevailing wisdom you have no idea how nasty people can be. Until you have re-examined any issue in an attempt to find out all the information, you cannot know how much misinformation exists in the supposed age of information.

I was greatly influenced several years ago by Aaron Wildavsky's book "Yes, but is it true?" The author taught political science at a New York University and realized how science was being influenced by and apparently misused by politics. He gave his graduate students an assignment to pursue the science behind a policy generated by a highly publicised environmental concern. To his and their surprise they found there was little scientific evidence, consensus and justification for the policy. You only realize the extent to which Wildavsky's findings occur when you ask the question he posed. Wildavsky's students did it in the safety of academia and with the excuse that it was an assignment. I have learned it is a difficult question to ask in the real world, however I firmly believe it is the most important question to ask if we are to advance in the right direction.

Dr. Tim Ball, Chairman of the Natural Resources Stewardship Project (www.nrsp.com), is a Victoria-based environmental consultant and former climatology professor at the University of Winnipeg. He can be reached at letters@canadafreepress.com

Monday, February 05, 2007

Hairy Grundle

Okay so who watched the big game yesterday? I was happy the Colts won. I was not happy with the commercials though. I though, for the most part, they sucked royal asshole. I actually thought K-Fed's was pretty funny and a couple that had the office workers out in the jungle were funny but most of them sucked balls. By the way...how did Prince stand out there in the pouring rain playing an electric guitar without getting shocked or jolted? Because he wasn't plugged in that's why. Don't get me wrong....Prince is a talented enough individual...this is not a dig at him but at all the ooohh and ahhhers out there who look at his feat of performing in the rain as the second coming. Calm down folks....the guy danced around without slipping and falling and lip-sanch and pretended guitar through his routine....it was good entertainment and let's leave it at that.

I still have my cold....it's almost gone but now I am in the coughing phase. For me that's the last phase before I get all better.

My wife had to go yesterday and sing with the record company owner's band. They kind of took her on as a backup singer and will have her sing lead on some stuff as well. She's gotta practice every Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday....I am gonna have lots of Stinky-watching to do but that's okay because it's my favorite thing to do!

Hey what gives with that song "Rock On"? You know the one where the dick keeps saying "Rock On, Jimmy Dean, James Dean". What the fuck is that all about? Gotta be one of the top 5 dumbest fucking things I ever heard....some man-toucher obsessing over a dead retard. While we're at it what's with that "Cats in the Cradle" song? That's another of the dumbest fucking songs I ever heard. Is it supposed to have some deep drug-induced meaning or something?

It's like -20 degrees with the wind chill up here....I thought I lost an ear coming across the parking lot this morning. It's supposed to be like this all fucking week too. This sucks. I guess they have some kind of bullshit law here that once the temperature gets below a certain degree there's a mandatory 2-hour delay for the school childrens. WTF?!?! Where the fuck was that law in NY when I was freezing my skinny ass off out there waiting for the school bus?!?!?! Why do we baby people so much? No wonder many of these kids are half-retarded.

Well that's my jive for da day. I'll be talking to you.

Friday, February 02, 2007

This Sucks

I am sick :( My wife was getting a cold earlier in the week and yesterday she called me at work and asked if I might be able to come home early and help her with Samantha. So I left really early.....9:30. Samantha wasn't being bad or anything but my wife was in really rough shape so I told her to go to bed and I made her some soup and stuff and took care of Stinky all day. Anyway, now I have it....at least the beginnings of it. I am getting congested and just feel like I am dragging. I was gonna have some guys over for the Super Bowl this Sunday but I have canceled that. Oh this sucks...now I will spend the weekend in bed ringing the bell when it is time for my wife to bring me soup or a drink or something. That's right....like I told you before....I have a bell.

So because I am sick work sucks today. It is really giving me a headache staring at my computer screen.

Not much else new going on....just wanted to wish everyone a happy Super Bowl weekend! Hope you all have a great time....drink 1 or 12 for me!!!