My Underwear Have Poop Stains!!

.....Don't yours?!?!?!

So last night my wife had to go with her band to a radio station up in Scranton. They played some songs which are going to be aired on the radio in a "live studio session" sometime in May. They're also going to televise it on the local TV station which is cool. Well the shitty thing is she didn't get home until 3 am this morning because the studio didn't get things started until 11pm and they had to do a couple of their songs a few times to get it just right and so on. So I woke up when she came home and now I am tired too...but at least I slept from 9pm until 3am and then from 4:30 to 6am and she barely got any sleep at all.

My drums came yesterday!!!!!!!! WooHoooo!!!!!!!!!!! Man I ripped them fucking boxes open and put that thing together. I almost had a boner I was so happy. Anyway I have everything in my car right now because I am bringing them to my band's practice room after work to keep them there and we have practice tonight. So that should be fun!

Only 6 days and we leave for NC. I can't wait...that's gonna be a lot of fun. Hey red is there anything you need us to bring other than my sexy, supple, milky-white ass? Let me know. Anyway everyone at work is in a big panic because I will be away on leave in NC and then from 15-20 April I will be away on business in Alexandria, VA. They're flipping out because the programs I run are very high visibility type stuff and I always deal with people in the program offices and pentagon, etc. All these bigwigs. Well now in my absence the people here are going to have to do that for me. Not a big deal considering I laid everything out for them with spreadsheets, slides, charts, etc. All they have to do is read what I wrote but whatever.....I think they're just upset that they're going to have to do something now. Lazy bastards!!!

Jeez, 2 days ago it got up to 73 degrees up here in the poconos....this morning I went out to my car and it was 25!!! WTF?!?!?! Well it's been up in at least the 50s every day so I cannot complain too much I guess. Dude I think I got the sauce this morning. Too much coffee. I am gonna have to go and drop some root soon.

Oh and for the 1.5 hours I went back to bed this morning I had the most fucked up dreams I have had in a loooooong time. It was kind of re-living some stuff I've been through and experienced....like I was in Germany and I deployed to Bosnia and seen some wacky and horrible shit. But then some of it was totally weird and things that never happened like while in Bosnia I got bit by a cow and my foot got ran over by a horse-drawn cart. Don't know what it is supposed to mean....probably nothing. I don't get all wrapped up like some of these wackos that dreams HAVE to mean something. No they don't. I sit around awake thinking of stupid, goofy, off the wall shit nobody else would ever think of for no good reason.....so I guess if I do it when I am awake then I can certainly do it when I am asleep right? Anyway I just thought I would mention it because it caught me off guard. I haven't had "Army Dreams" in quite some time. Usually when I do they're bad and not very happy but I don't mind it or anything.....it was something I did and went through so no big deal. I liked the army it was just kind of unfortunate that some of the circumstances in my life back then were affected negatively by bad timing and things like that. But enough of all that jazz....I am a civilian now. I am in very little danger of being shot at if I go somewhere (though I am still armed), I am stable and don't have to move every 2 or 3 years and I make about 5 times more money now than I did as an Army Captian with about 1/1000th of the responsibility. God bless those men and women in uniform doing what they do....they certainly aren't in it for the money.