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Friday, June 30, 2006

Butt Crack is a Dirty Place

Think about it, sweat, crack fuzzies, dingleberries and cling-ons....more little terds than the neverland ranch. Whew....that's nasty. Ever wonder what it looks like in your own butt crack? I do because I can't see in there and when I try to examine it in a mirror you can't see too good. I mean I feel around once in a while so I have a general idea but I would still like to check it out for a while.

Anyway just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy 4th of July weekend....even though the 4th isn't until Tuesday. I'd also like to thank the men and women of the armed forces around the world. It was they who won our independence and it is they who still protect it. At any rate, from the skinny Italian kid in the great northeast.....Toodles.

Daddy....what's erectile dysfunction?

Enough already with these fucking hard-on commercials. I am afraid that soon my little stinky is gonna start asking me what all this shit means! I can see it now, "Daddy what's erectile dysfunction?" Me, "Ummmm, no sweety, he said 'a reptile luncheon'". I mean what the fuck? And do I really need to sit there and listen to Bob Dole talk about how he can't get a boner? A resounding NO!

While we're at it, what's with the medicine commercials with the crazy side effects given by the fast talker guy. "Warning, this product may cause liver damage, headaches, severe diarrhea, sweaty balls, ass cheese, hairy eyeballs, itchy rashes, an extra head to grow out of your shoulder and occasionally, death" but you can't hear a goddamn thing because the dick talks so fast!

So I am gonna be busting my ass trying to get everything squared away for my girls' arrival tomorrow. I have to straighten up the landscaping, cut the grass, vacuum, and some other shit so I have my work cut out for me tonight and tomorrow morning. That bad storm and rainy weather we had wreaked havoc on my cedar mulch in the front yard and I am not too happy about it. That shits about $5.00 a bag and I have already bought 80 bags of it. Now I am gonna have to get a few more to do some touching up....just great.

I went to Country Junction, the world's biggest general store yesterday. That fucking place ROCKS! You can find anything and everything there. You can even buy farm animals and Llamas! Llamas!!! Who the fuck sells Llamas? Country Junction that's who. You can actually buy a stuffed grizzly bear in there. A real grizzly bear that's had all the taxidermy work done! It's $15,000.00 but they have all kinds of animals like that on display with the price tags right on them. I had to buy a gate to put up on the front deck so Stinky doesn't fall down the stairs when she's running around. While I was there I figured, hey, 4th of July in a few days....let me grab some fireworks. Now anyone that knows me also knows I am a total fucking pyro. Always have been always will be. So you can bet your ass I ain't lying when I tell you I may have gone a bit overboard on the fireworks. I spent about $350.00 on 2 shopping carts full of them. Fireworks always reduce me to a blubbering child saying, "Oooh I want that and that and that..." Oh well, what can I do about it? It's an illness!

Anyway, so now you know. That's what I will be doing for my 4 days off. I am also sure nobody gives a Llama's ass! Oh and I am going to get some mountain biking in tonight too. Here's a pic from my last adventure:



And tomorrow I will have them home safe and sound:



Talk to you next week. TOODLES!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Bored

I am real bored at work right now. I know it sounds weird but on some days I just finish everything early just so I can go goof off and hang out but a lot of folks aren't around today so it is pretty boring. I am a pretty efficient person as far as work goes so I am always done with my 'to do' list before the end of the day but when I finish too early and nobody's around it is a recipe for boredom.

Someone mentioned to me the other day, "Vinny, you're a real easy going guy and real easy to get along with." My reply was, "you don't have to live with me". Are you kidding? I am the most difficult person I know! I guess since I just know this person from 7:30am - 4pm each day I seem easy going and agreeable. But those of you who know me better probably also know that I am super nit-picky, anal about certain things and VERY particular. Well, I guess it is a good thing that I realize it right? Yep, I am basically your super pain in the ass.

I was in line to pay for lunch today and there was a black guy in front of me. I know this sounds bad but he had 2 bananas and a banana juice for lunch. I almost lost it laughing. Yeah yeah, shame on me. Not PC oh dear me oh my!!!! Ahhhh bite me. It was funny.

So this weekend after I pick up my girls we're just gonna go home and relax for the day. I am sure they'll be tired after their long flight. Sunday I am going to take them out to eat at the diner and then we're gonna go to the "biggest general store in the world". I am going to go in the petting zoo with my little stinky and then we can walk around the store and I will probably go nuts and buy her a bunch of stuff. Then Monday I think we'll either go bike riding or hiking all together in the morning and then maybe drive up to the lake and go out on the boat in the afternoon for a while. Tuesday maybe we'll just spend the day at home and Samantha can play in her pool and sandbox and run around like a little maniac. We'll give the dog a bath too.

Alright well, I am going to go and find something to get into. Maybe I'll make some more bogus PA announcements or play hide the salami or something.

2 feet of butt crack

I have some more seriously political rants but I will save them for now. I also have some interesting proof of media irresponsibility about global warming but I will save that too. Instead I will just let my mind wander.....

Hundreds of thousands of people had to be evacuated from around here over the last few days because of flooding. It was really bad. I was fortunate because I only have to touch up my mulch in the front yard but many folks lost everything. I don't want to criticize anyone in their time of crisis but I do not understand how these people could buy houses and condos and stuff in the middle of a giant flood plain. It is only a matter of time until there's a flood! At any rate, I do feel terribly for these folks, many of whom I work with.

I pick up my girls Saturday at 2:05pm from Newark Airport. I am very happy about that. I also took a vacation day Monday and will be off Tuesday for a nice long weekend to spend with them. I am going to think of something nice for us to do together.

I have a great Uncle who bathes once a year. No shit! Right before Christmas he bathes and that's it. This guy is a real piece of work. Stinky too. Uncle Joey....he's actually my dad's uncle. The whole family avoids him like the plague and understandably so.

I was selected as a golf equipment tester. I belong to PGA of America and they keep sending me a bunch of golf stuff (balls, glove, a club, etc) to test out for them. I get to keep everything but I have to fill out a form and send my comments back to them about how I liked the product. Pretty fucking neat.

I am getting excited because my one year anniversary is coming up in a month and a half for my job. That means annual review time......that means raise and bonus. I should be set for a great raise because my boss kind of clued me into it already. Sweet!

I am extremely mad that I haven't been able to use my boat lately. With all the rain and work around my house I just haven't been able to do it! I will change that this weekend.

Rub a dub dub that's it for now. Toodles.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

NY Times

So the New York Times wants to "expose" the administration's program for studying finances and transactions throughout the world to allow us to freeze terrorism money. I have a different word for this: compromising our national security. Interestingly, it was the SAME FUCKING PAPER that published the following article right after 9/11:

"Organizing the hijacking of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon took significant sums of money. The cost of these plots suggests that putting Osama bin Laden and other international terrorists out of business will require more than diplomatic coalitions and military action. Washington and its allies must also disable the financial networks used by terrorists. The Bush administration is preparing new laws to help track terrorists through their money-laundering activity and is readying an executive order freezing the assets of known terrorists. Much more is needed, including stricter regulations, the recruitment of specialized investigators and greater cooperation with foreign banking authorities. There must also must be closer coordination among America's law enforcement, national security and financial regulatory agencies.

Osama bin Laden originally rose to prominence because his inherited fortune allowed him to bankroll Arab volunteers fighting Soviet forces in Afghanistan. Since then, he has acquired funds from a panoply of Islamic charities and illegal and legal businesses, including export-import and commodity trading firms, and is estimated to have as much as $300 million at his disposal.
Some of these businesses move funds through major commercial banks that lack the procedures to monitor such transactions properly. Locally, terrorists can utilize tiny unregulated storefront financial centers, including what are known as hawala banks, which people in South Asian immigrant communities in the United States and other Western countries use to transfer money abroad. Though some smaller financial transactions are likely to slip through undetected even after new rules are in place, much of the financing needed for major attacks could dry up.
Washington should revive international efforts begun during the Clinton administration to pressure countries with dangerously loose banking regulations to adopt and enforce stricter rules. These need to be accompanied by strong sanctions against doing business with financial institutions based in these nations. The Bush administration initially opposed such measures. But after the events of Sept. 11, it appears ready to embrace them.

The Treasury Department also needs new domestic legal weapons to crack down on money laundering by terrorists. The new laws should mandate the identification of all account owners, prohibit transactions with "shell banks" that have no physical premises and require closer monitoring of accounts coming from countries with lax banking laws. Prosecutors, meanwhile, should be able to freeze more easily the assets of suspected terrorists. The Senate Banking Committee plans to hold hearings this week on a bill providing for such measures. It should be approved and signed into law by President Bush.

New regulations requiring money service businesses like the hawala banks to register and imposing criminal penalties on those that do not are scheduled to come into force late next year. The effective date should be moved up to this fall, and rules should be strictly enforced the moment they take effect. If America is going to wage a new kind of war against terrorism, it must act on all fronts, including the financial one. "

So where does this liberal piece of shit "newspaper" draw the line? Like most of today's liberal politicians they want it both ways on every issue. They refuse to take a solid stance and sway whichever way the political winds are blowing. The New York Times should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Just because they think the public has to know everything they are endangering people. Sorry, but I didn't need to know about this story and what we're doing to try to thwart terrorism. Neither did anyone else. The only reason the story was published was not to report but to try and advance the agenda of a biased "media" outlet who's circulation is dropping by the day.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Big Dump

I am referring to the weekend. It sucked. Rained the whole fucking time. It's still raining and not supposed to stop until Wednesday or Thursday. Mother nature is a giant whore. I am confined to only do shit inside the house as opposed to mowing the lawn or working on my yard. I also have to go grocery shopping because I have jack shit in the house. Do I sound irritated? Well I really am. Now I get to go to the grocery store and look for lazy fucking dickheads who don't return the shopping cart because it is raining! I will be sure to REALLY unleash on them this time. Well, I don't feel like writing anything else today. I will save my blog about the New York Times and the media in general contributing to terrorism and weakening our country for another day.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Superfluous anal discharge

So I have noticed a trend: whenever I post an educational or editorial article nobody responds but when I do something funny and/or personal people comment on it....weird. So anyway, I was just in the bathroom pooping when I overheard 2 guys at the urinals talking about how unreliable weathermen are. Now everyone knows my hatred for the weather nut sacks so I chimed in, "Yeah they never know what the hell they're talking about." We then carried on a short conversation while they washed their hands and I continued dropping root. Seems I am not the only one who has this opinion of weathermen.

So I got my oil changed yesterday and swung by the grocery store on my way home. I grabbed a few things and on my way out to the car I noticed someone committing and act which is my greatest pet peeve in the entire world: not putting the shopping cart back in the shopping cart return cage. So I watched and waited. She parked the cart in the adjacent parking spot while she loaded her groceries. When she was done loading her groceries she left the cart right there! I deem this unacceptable so while she walked around the driver's side I grabbed her wagon and pushed it to the back of her car and left it there blocking her in. She saw me do it and climbed out of her car and asked why I did that. I proceeded to launch a profanity-laced barrage at her about how wind blows the carts into people's cars and why can't she walk her lazy ass the whole 30 feet away to put the cart back. So I said, "No I am not moving it....consider yourself lucky your cart didn't touch my car or it would be in your windshield right now." I mean damn! Why are people so fucking lazy?

The other big news I forgot to mention: I was nominated for some kind of civilian hero award or something like that...I forget the correct name for it. The day I flew home from Germany I was driving home from the airport and was only about 15 miles from my house. There was a car in front of me driving like an asshole and I could tell it was an old man because of the hat and big ears. Anyway I noticed the car swerved off onto the shoulder of the road a couple times. Now I had just had a 9 hour flight, waited an hour for my luggage, paid $120.00 to park for 10 days at the airport and drove an hour and a half so I just wanted to get home. So all of a sudden, out of nowhere the car goes off the opposite side of the road and BAM right into a telephone pole up on and embankment. So I skidded off the side of the road and ran over there. I noticed that the telephone pole was in danger of coming down, the electrical wires were basically the only thing holding it up. So I opened the driver's side door and checked the guys responses. He said he was okay but wasn't sure what just happened. So I called 911 from my cell phone and then dragged him from his car. I didn't want to move him in case he was injured but those wires were coming down eventually. So the ambulance showed up and they were tending to the old man and BOOM a wire fell. Scared the piss out of me too. Anyway turns out the guy was diabetic and went into some kind of shock. That's about it. My plan is to contact the organization who gives out the award and tell them to withdraw my name from consideration. I don't want an award for that!

That's about it from N.E.P.A. Gotta bring the dog to the vet tonight and then when I go home I will probably strip down naked, put clothespins on my ears, grab the mop and soak it in water for a while and try to whip myself in the ass with it. This does wonders for ridding yourself of long nose hairs.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Lube me up!

Get your minds out of the gutter! I am referring to the fact that I have an oil change appointment today which, by the way, I have to leave work early for! Yesterday was golf, today is the oil change....both perfectly legitimate reasons to leave early. Tomorrow we have employee appreciation day here. Everything stops at 12 noon and there's food booths, raffles, games, prizes, free booze, the whole 9 yards. I will probably just go home though because my buddy Dan is coming to visit for the weekend and plus I have to take my dog Samson to the vet tomorrow afternoon.

Tonight I might go home after my oil change and fill the bathtub up with ice, bacon and raw shrimp and climb in there butt-naked except for my wool hat and relax and listen to some Enya on the radio. That's my favorite relaxation technique. Sometimes the shrimp's shell hurts my butt crack a little when it gets stuck in there and what not but as long as I avoid "shell crack" it's all good.

Anyway not too much going on today....oh by the way, a newly declassified intelligence report indicates that hundreds of chemical munitions were found throughout Iraq that the weapon inspectors never found, primarily mustard and sarin filled artillery shells that are corroded and not in good-enough condition to fire from an artillery piece. Does this mean they're harmless? Nope, they are still toxic and a WMD. But don't expect to see that on the big 3 news channels since they only report about how we should all give our money away to the homeless and about how evil George Bush is and what a hero Cindy Sheehan is. And remember what our former Secretary of State Madeline "I am a fucking retard" Albright said, "The Bush administration probably has Bin Laden and are waiting for the election to announce it."

Oh and I also have some potentially big news coming about a deal I am working on. It should pan out over the next month or two and once I know a little more about it I will fill you all in.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Bad Rap

I think New Yorkers, of which I am one, get a bad rap about being rude and obnoxious. Here's a good article about how polite us New Yorkers really are.

By PAT MILTON, Associated Press Writer Wed Jun 21, 8:27 AM ET
NEW YORK - New Yorkers are a polite bunch.

No, really, they are. So says Reader's Digest.

The magazine sent reporters "undercover" to 36 cities, in 35 countries, to measure courtesy. New York was the only American city on the list.

In a city with a reputation for being in-your-face, New Yorkers seem to be expressing themselves with a new one-finger salute: a raised pinkie. In fact, they seem to have even better manners than people in London, Toronto and Moscow.

In its admittedly unscientific survey, the magazine's politeness-police gave three types of tests to more than 2,000 unwitting participants.

The reporters walked into buildings to see if the people in front of them would hold the door open; bought small items in stores and recorded whether the salespeople said "thank you"; and dropped a folder full of papers in busy locations to see if anyone would help pick them up.
New Yorkers turned out to be the most polite: 90 percent held the door open, 19 out of 20 store clerks said "thank you," and 63 percent of men and 47 percent of women helped with the flying papers.


In short, four out of five New Yorkers passed the courtesy test.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg said he's not surprised.

He told reporters Tuesday that whenever he travels abroad, he hears nothing but praise for the Big Apple's good manners.

"We are so jaded," he said. "We want to think the worst of ourselves, and people from around this country and around the world think exactly the reverse."

The rudest continent is Asia, Readers Digest said. Eight out of nine cities tested there — including last place Mumbai, India — finished in the bottom 11. In Europe, Moscow and Bucharest ranked as the least polite.

Reader's Digest, which has readers in 21 languages, is publishing the results in its July issue.

--Okay so you see? We really are nice people...now go fuck yourself.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Pics

Okay, long overdue are my Germany pics so here they are. There aren't too many but here are the ones I got:

This is (l-r) my father in law, brother in law and me putting on a show at a big party we had. No I don't think I am cool with my glasses. It was a cloudy day and the yellow lenses make everything look nice and sunny. Also, the German delegation got a kick out of my shirt.


The 3 of us again.


And again.....



From (l-r) wife, sinky and mother in law helping stinky ride the pony


Again


Again


Having fun on the pony...notice I was never anywhere near the animal....they bite.


Here I am petting the camel...notice the sign says please don't touch. Also notice my velcro Kangaroo sneakers.


Stnky coming to my rescue after the camel tried biting me. I guess that's why they have the sign there. This was about an hour after I had already been bitten by the ostrich.


Stinky and her cousin Eileen sitting on the statue.


Sorry there's not that many pics. I was too busy having fun with my little girl to take a lot of pictures. We all had a great time and I can't wait for my girls to get home on July 1st.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Weekend Activities

Wow, what a busy, but productive weekend I had!!! My folks came down while I was at work Friday and got started. When I got home from work I jumped in to help, after all it is my yard. Anyway, we put that weed cloth stuff down and covered the entire front yard. We got the pond, stream and waterfall in and it came really good. Then I had bought 50 bags (3 cu ft each) of red cedar mulch and we started spreading it over the weed cloth. We have it about 75% done and I have 30 more bags coming at me to finish it this weekend.....oh and to my buddy Dan who will be visiting this weekend--if you're reading this you're helping! I'll buy the beers. Anyway, my dad--who is really good with wood working--built me a pergola which is a frame with slats over the top for shade and it has a bench that swings hanging from it. It is awesome. Of course, all of this is putting a huge dent in my bank accounts but hey, it's a lot cheaper than if I had someone do it for me. Also, landscaping is the #1 improvement for increasing property values. Right now, based on a recent appraisal and pending these latest improvements I can sell my house for double of what I paid for it. And now that they've broken ground in the poconos on several casinos property values will rise even more dramatically. Not that I am planning to sell right now.

Anyway, on Sunday morning we rearranged all of my furniture in the house. The new couches are bigger than the old ones so I had to do some shuffling. Now I have tons more room which is always nice. Then we went to the worlds largest general store which is about 10 miles from my house. They have a petting zoo, food stands, playgrounds, huge store and outdoor/garden section. I bought some pond supplies and fed the Llamas and goats. Then we got 6 hot dogs and 2 lemonades for $2.00. Everything was a quarter. Can't beat that.

Anyway, once my folks went home on Sunday I just finished putting some stuff away and then laid around because I was tired. Plus, the U.S. Open, world cup, and NASCAR were on so I watched a bunch of sports, drank some beers and that's about it. Another weekend I didn't get to use the boat but I will be sure to go out on it next weekend or maybe one day this week after work. ANyway, sorry to bore you with a rundown of my weekend. I promise that I will put my Germany pics up soon and also put up some pics of my front yard. Bis spater.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Friend's wedding

So I just got these pictures back. These are from my friend Rolf's wedding from before I went to Germany. You know, great people, great times.

The first pic is the handsome groom (in red) and groomsmen.



Photo number 2 is the lovely bride Kitty and the bridesmaids.



Here's Rolf and his beautiful new bride Kitty. Aren't they adorable?!


Here's a closer shot of Rolf and his bride. Awwwww.


That Kitty, she's such a jokester. Good times. Good times.



My friend Rolf...he's aces in my book!



I guess Kitty can't wait for the honeymoon to begin. That's special.

There's a nice one of the cute couple. Their children are going to be ADORABLE!


Thursday, June 15, 2006

Another boring day....

So far. But something may pop into my head to write about later. Ended up golfing yesterday because the rain stopped. I had my best round yet so far this year so that's a plus. Got my new furniture being delivered today. I have a lot of work to do around the house Friday night Saturday and Sunday. Hopefully I can finish up a little early and take the boat out on Sunday. It is supposed to be 90 degrees and sunny so I WILL be jumping in the water.

Right now I am debating whether or not to go to the cafeteria and get something for breakfast for the first time in months. I never eat breakfast becuase I am usually just not hungry in the morning but I am today for some reason....probably because I didn't eat anything for dinner last night. Didn't get home from golf until 8:15 and I was too lazy. Plus you know, I have to watch my God-like physique. Yeah sausage, egg and cheese on an english muffin sounds about right.....what kind of cheese? Fromunda cheese of course! Talk to yous later.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Finally!!

This is a long article by Tom Harris but an outstanding one all the same. Please take the time to read it and be educated:

"Scientists have an independent obligation to respect and present the truth as they see it," Al Gore sensibly asserts in his film "An Inconvenient Truth", showing at Cumberland 4 Cinemas in Toronto since Jun 2. With that outlook in mind, what do world climate experts actually think about the science of his movie?

Professor Bob Carter of the Marine Geophysical Laboratory at James Cook University, in Australia gives what, for many Canadians, is a surprising assessment: "Gore's circumstantial arguments are so weak that they are pathetic. It is simply incredible that they, and his film, are commanding public attention."

But surely Carter is merely part of what most people regard as a tiny cadre of "climate change skeptics" who disagree with the "vast majority of scientists" Gore cites?
No; Carter is one of hundreds of highly qualified non-governmental, non-industry, non-lobby group climate experts who contest the hypothesis that human emissions of carbon dioxide (CO2) are causing significant global climate change. "Climate experts" is the operative term here. Why? Because what Gore's "majority of scientists" think is immaterial when only a very small fraction of them actually work in the climate field.

Even among that fraction, many focus their studies on the impacts of climate change; biologists, for example, who study everything from insects to polar bears to poison ivy. "While many are highly skilled researchers, they generally do not have special knowledge about the causes of global climate change," explains former University of Winnipeg climatology professor Dr. Tim Ball. "They usually can tell us only about the effects of changes in the local environment where they conduct their studies." This is highly valuable knowledge, but doesn't make them climate change cause experts, only climate impact experts.

So we have a smaller fraction. But it becomes smaller still. Among experts who actually examine the causes of change on a global scale, many concentrate their research on designing and enhancing computer models of hypothetical futures. "These models have been consistently wrong in all their scenarios," asserts Ball. "Since modelers concede computer outputs are not "predictions" but are in fact merely scenarios, they are negligent in letting policy-makers and the public think they are actually making forecasts."

We should listen most to scientists who use real data to try to understand what nature is actually telling us about the causes and extent of global climate change. In this relatively small community, there is no consensus, despite what Gore and others would suggest.
Here is a small sample of the side of the debate we almost never hear:
Appearing before the Commons Committee on Environment and Sustainable Development last year, Carleton University paleoclimatologist Professor Tim Patterson testified, "There is no meaningful correlation between CO2 levels and Earth's temperature over this [geologic] time frame. In fact, when CO2 levels were over ten times higher than they are now, about 450 million years ago, the planet was in the depths of the absolute coldest period in the last half billion years." Patterson asked the committee, "On the basis of this evidence, how could anyone still believe that the recent relatively small increase in CO2 levels would be the major cause of the past century's modest warming?"

Patterson concluded his testimony by explaining what his research and "hundreds of other studies" reveal: on all time scales, there is very good correlation between Earth's temperature and natural celestial phenomena such changes in the brightness of the Sun.
Dr. Boris Winterhalter, former marine researcher at the Geological Survey of Finland and professor in marine geology, University of Helsinki, takes apart Gore's dramatic display of Antarctic glaciers collapsing into the sea. "The breaking glacier wall is a normally occurring phenomenon which is due to the normal advance of a glacier," says Winterhalter. "In Antarctica the temperature is low enough to prohibit melting of the ice front, so if the ice is grounded, it has to break off in beautiful ice cascades. If the water is deep enough icebergs will form."
Dr. Wibjörn Karlén, emeritus professor, Dept. of Physical Geography and Quaternary Geology, Stockholm University, Sweden, admits, "Some small areas in the Antarctic Peninsula have broken up recently, just like it has done back in time. The temperature in this part of Antarctica has increased recently, probably because of a small change in the position of the low pressure systems."

But Karlén clarifies that the 'mass balance' of Antarctica is positive - more snow is accumulating than melting off. As a result, Ball explains, there is an increase in the 'calving' of icebergs as the ice dome of Antarctica is growing and flowing to the oceans. When Greenland and Antarctica are assessed together, "their mass balance is considered to possibly increase the sea level by 0.03 mm/year - not much of an effect," Karlén concludes.
The Antarctica has survived warm and cold events over millions of years. A meltdown is simply not a realistic scenario in the foreseeable future.

Gore tells us in the film, "Starting in 1970, there was a precipitous drop-off in the amount and extent and thickness of the Arctic ice cap." This is misleading, according to Ball: "The survey that Gore cites was a single transect across one part of the Arctic basin in the month of October during the 1960s when we were in the middle of the cooling period. The 1990 runs were done in the warmer month of September, using a wholly different technology."
Karlén explains that a paper published in 2003 by University of Alaska professor Igor Polyakov shows that, the region of the Arctic where rising temperature is supposedly endangering polar bears showed fluctuations since 1940 but no overall temperature rise. "For several published records it is a decrease for the last 50 years," says Karlén.

Dr. Dick Morgan, former advisor to the World Meteorological Organization and climatology researcher at University of Exeter, U.K. gives the details, "There has been some decrease in ice thickness in the Canadian Arctic over the past 30 years but no melt down. The Canadian Ice Service records show that from 1971-1981 there was average, to above average, ice thickness. From 1981-1982 there was a sharp decrease of 15% but there was a quick recovery to average, to slightly above average, values from 1983-1995. A sharp drop of 30% occurred again 1996-1998 and since then there has been a steady increase to reach near normal conditions since 2001."

Concerning Gore's beliefs about worldwide warming, Morgan points out that, in addition to the cooling in the NW Atlantic, massive areas of cooling are found in the North and South Pacific Ocean; the whole of the Amazon Valley; the north coast of South America and the Caribbean; the eastern Mediterranean, Black Sea, Caucasus and Red Sea; New Zealand and even the Ganges Valley in India. Morgan explains, "Had the IPCC used the standard parameter for climate change (the 30 year average) and used an equal area projection, instead of the Mercator (which doubled the area of warming in Alaska, Siberia and the Antarctic Ocean) warming and cooling would have been almost in balance."

Gore's point that 200 cities and towns in the American West set all time high temperature records is also misleading according to Dr. Roy Spencer, Principal Research Scientist at The University of Alabama in Huntsville. "It is not unusual for some locations, out of the thousands of cities and towns in the U.S., to set all-time records," he says. "The actual data shows that overall, recent temperatures in the U.S. were not unusual."

Carter does not pull his punches about Gore's activism, "The man is an embarrassment to US science and its many fine practitioners, a lot of whom know (but feel unable to state publicly) that his propaganda crusade is mostly based on junk science."

In April sixty of the world's leading experts in the field asked Prime Minister Harper to order a thorough public review of the science of climate change, something that has never happened in Canada. Considering what's at stake - either the end of civilization, if you believe Gore, or a waste of billions of dollars, if you believe his opponents - it seems like a reasonable request.

Random thoughts....

Okay nothing in particular to write about today so just some random stuff:

1) Ben Roethlisburger, the QB for the Steelers was injured in a motocycle accident in which he wasn't wearing a helmet. PA law says you don't have to wear one. Was he legal? Sure. Was he stupid? You betcha. Not to mention that's my favorite football team and now the bum might miss part of the season.

2) I really fucking hate songs where the children sing. Here at work we have music all day over the PA which is quite enjoyable. However, this morning the Tina Turner song came on about ,"...we don't need another hero..." And then "...all the children sing, we don't need another hero..." GOD I hate that! They always sound like an unorganized cluster with no rythmical sense at all. Same thing in Pink Floyd's "The Wall". Any song with children singing always makes me cringe.

3) Along the same lines I hate these awards shows and concerts with varying artists where they all come out on stage at the end for the "finale" and sing together. Hey, shut the fuck up you all sound like a giant bag of ass. Nobody finds it touching or symbolic or any other emotion you want them to find in it....it just sounds like shit.

4) The storm in Florida was a wash. As much as you could tell the media wanted it to turn into a destructive megastorm it didn't. 2 days ago every meteorologist under the sun was positive it would turn into a hurricane. Sorry fellas but will power doesn't work with that whore mother nature. Looks like the global warming problem is going away. Did you know that 2 days ago former President William Clinton spoke at a conference and said that Bush administration policies were partially to blame for global warming? Yep, he sure did. For a Rhodes Scholar that guy isn't too bright.

5) I have my new furniture being delivered tomorrow. I am pretty fired up about that. My couch and love seat have seen better days. By the end of the weekend my front yard will be just about complete too. It's gonna look like a totally different place when my girls get home.

6) World Cup soccer. Now I am no soccer fan but I watch the world cup. Especially since everyone is saying the US has a good team this year. Well, it sure didn't seem that way when they got trounced 3-0 by the Czechs. When I was over in Germany I bought an authentic Team Germany soccer jersey. It is awesome, I love it. I guess I will just pull for the Germans since they actually have a real team and I have their jersey.

7) I am supposed to golf today after work. Well we leave work early to golf so it's not technically after work. However, the remnants of that damn tropical storm are bearing down on us and we're supposed to have thunderstorms. Figures, the one day I want to golf is the one day all this week we're supposed to get shitty weather.

8) When I send people e mails I have my signature block on there that says FAAD C2. I always get, "what's that mean"? Well it stands for Forward Area Air Defense Command and Control. That's the program I run here. It consists of a myriad of different air defense systems which track threats, categorize them, send notifications, and feed data to counter-battery units to basically shoot down these threats. They also track friendly air traffic and allow maneuver commanders a real time picture of a battlefield's air space. That's nothing you can't find out from a google search on FAAD C2. As far as details, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

9) Game 5 of the stanley cup tonight. GO CAROLINA....beat them Canadian bastards!!!!

Monday, June 12, 2006

HOLY SHIT! It's a hurricane!!!

Okay, am I the only one who is nauseated with these weather assholes and their predictions of doom at the hands of an unheralded amount of hurricanes this year? Why? Because of hurricane Katrina last year? Give me a fucking break. First you got Al "the dick-licker" Gore with his bogus claims of global warming. Then you had all the weather sack-sniffers with how bad this hurricane season will be. Now that there's a tropical storm in Florida they're creaming in their pants about it. I read about 6 stories this morning that said they expect the storm to turn in to a hurricane any time now. Let me tell you, the media couldn't be happier. I say big fucking deal. Hurricanes have been going on since the ice age ended. If these fucking peanuts can't predict the weather more than 1.5 days out how do they know what type of hurricane season it will be? Then we have the intelligent global warming crowd. And yes folks, until someone can produce some evidence (not speculation and biased statistics) then global warming is a myth that easily-led automatons are eager to believe. Even top climatologists throughout the world who agree with the global warming concept acknowledge that there is no hard evidence. Yes I believe we should take steps to preserve the environment because it is the common sense thing to do. But creating panic and obfuscation in the name of research money is the wrong way to go about it. I had the unfortunate opportunity of attending a speech by Al Gore while I was at West Point. The guy is a really poor speaker. He was railing about the environment even back then and that was not even the topic of discussion that evening. Then when he was challenged by some cadets with difficult questions he got an attitude and turned all red. The bottom line is that the guy is not too bright....has an agenda....and wouldn't listen to reason and common-sense if it smacked him in his retarded ass. So if global warming is contributing to hurricane seasons becoming worse and worse then logic says that when this hurricane season is not as bad as last year, global warming will be going away. We'll see. That's my prediction.

I am back baby!

Hiya! I am back from my well-deserved vacation to Germany. I will never fly coach again. Dude, 1st class is the way to go. real silverware, wine glasses, my seat reclined and the leg rest came up so it was like a bed. We had stewardesses waiting on us hand and foot. Fuhgeddaboudit.

My girls are doing great. I was amazed at all the things Samantha learned and how big she's gotten. She already knows more German than I do. We didn't stay with the in-laws, we had our own apartment arranged for us down the block from the in-laws so it was awesome. We had a few big parties and played some live music and all that stuff. We had a birthday party for my mother-in-law at a family friend's restaurant and I got tanked and took all my clothes off and ran a lap naked around the table because my brother-in-law dared me to. It was a private room so none of the other patrons saw it but our party enjoyed my antics. I took my little stinky to the zoo and showed her all the animals. I also got bitten by an ostrich because I was sticking my hand in the cage. I also almost got bitten by a camel that got pissed at me. Samantha got to go on a pony ride too and she loved it....that's nice but you'll never get me near a horse. They bite.

Anyway, I didn't make it to the NASCAR race this weekend because my buddy had to have surgery and couldn't be there but we'll go to the Pennsylvania 500 in July at Pocono raceway.

Now I have about 3 more weeks until my girls get home from Germany. I can't wait. I just went yesterday and bought a new living room set to surprise them with. I also am almost done landscaping my front yard with flowers, a pond, waterfall, swinging bench, patios and walkways, etc. I bought a sandbox and have it all set up for stinky when she comes home because she loves playing in the sand. I finished staining my deck. So I got a lot done. Still got some work to do but it will be done by the time my girls get home and then we can just relax and enjoy the rest of the summer. Didn't go out on my boat this weekend because it was crappy weather....maybe next weekend. Anyway, those are some of the highlights of what happened since my last blog in case you give a rat's ass. I also have some pictures I will post when I get a chance. Toodles.