Did she say vagina?!?!?!
I meant to include this in my post from this morning but I got off on a tangent and forgot. Why is it that everytime I sit down to eat dinner with the TV on there comes a commercial about yeast infections, douches and vaginas? I ask this because those who read my blog (as far as I can tell) are mostly women. This really freaks me out and I HATE IT! There's the one where the mother approaches the daughter and says something like, "What's wrong dear, having that not so fresh feeling?" EEEEWWWWW! They used to only play these ads during soap operas but now they plague the airwaves at all hours of the day! Those along with the tampon commercials....and they have the nerve to dump those unidentified blue liquid substances on the tampons and maxi-pads to show how super-absorbent they are. I can tell you this, I have never, ever bought tampons and/or maxi-pads for any chick I was ever with....past or present. I refuse. When my wife and I go shopping together I won't even take the box out of the wagon to put it on the conveyor belt. A lot of people have asked me why and I just tell them because it is embarrasing. I have seen other dudes in line at the store by themselves and put a box of tampos on the counter and we'd just exchange looks. We didn't say anything but he could tell I was saying, "Sorry bro. I feel for you man." And I can tell by his look he was saying, "Dude, I don't want to buy these things but man, I ain't got a choice!" Don't get me wrong, the VAG is a beautiful thing but man, I just can't bring myself to make any purchases on its behalf.
posted by P-Nut @ 11:10 AM
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Oh, and I like the erectile dysfunction commercials that show every 10 minutes, talking about "if you experience and erection for more than 4 hours you should see your health care provider" WELL NO FUCKING SHIT!!!! Those commercials make it look so sweet and loving that thanks to this new drug a man can get a bone again. GROSS!!!
So don't think that girls are the only ones on TV with disgusting commercials. It's men too. You have to admit that all those commercials for athlete’s foot, hemorrhoids and diarrhea are directed towards men. So get over it, women aren’t the only disgusting species. It was a funny blog though Vinny. You know I love ya!!
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea…….HEEEY PEPTO-BISMOL!!!
Hemorrhoids-okay, I had to look up how to spell that on the internet and when yahoo found it, it said “pictures of” and when I was trying to copy the word I accidentally clicked on the link. Oh my god, I saw pictures of hemorrhoids, I won’t eat for days, NASTY!!!!!!
Ha ha! Liza don't you remember just last week I wrote a blog about the fact that I hate the erectile dysfunction commercials too?!?!? I am not blaming the gross commercials only on women....guys are guilty too! By the way that PEPTO commercial is the funniest shit in the world. And I gotta say a 4 hour boner would be something to talk about.
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