Ass cheese tastes like Poo!!!

Now yous know that sometimes I post very light-hearted and fun blogs which I hope you enjoy (all 3 of you). Well I'd like to end the day on a more serious note today. Sometimes I like to garden in my boxer shorts so my nads and winky can hang out the bottom of the leg. This serves 2 purposes: 1) it cuts back on sweat in the private areas and 2) it gives the neighbors a delightful show.

I also wonder why passers-by give me dirty looks sometimes when I hang out in front of the elementary school asking the childrens if they would like some candy.

Pennsylvania recently loosened its dress code in the public schools. I think this has disaster written all over it. Take for instance little big man in the photo below. This homely looking bastard was out waiting for the bus to summer school the other morning. I'm not a betting man but I'd put a week's pay down on the fact that this dude has a turkey stuffed in his lunch box. Kind of looks like Newman from Seinfeld.



I don't know if I mentioned it in my blog yet but 2 weeks ago we bought a cat for my daughter. We saw it in the pet store and she wasn't leaving without a cat so there was nothing I could do even though I don't like cats. Anyway, I was sitting on the couch the other night and the little fucker attacked me. So if anyone is interested I am giving the cat away.



Yous guys all know that I have been doing a lot of yardwork and stuff lately. Since I live in the Poconos there's a lot of Indian history around here. Actually Pocono is an Indian word for some shit or another. Anyway, while digging in my front yard I found this curious artifact in the photo below. It is obviously some kind of Indian hieroglyphic and I am looking to donate it to one of the local museums.



Now I know the holidays are a ways off. However, I already have a few Christmas presents that I bought for the family and I am hiding. I also have Christmas cards left over from last year I am going to re-use again too. What I don't have though are Thanksgiving cards. So I took some photos over the last week or so to make cards out of. After some stretching, pubic grooming and a lot of camera play and editing I came up with this, let me know if it is okay or not:


In keeping with the Thanksgiving spirit I bet the pilgrims would shit their pants if they saw this!


Well, keep your heads up....tomorrow is Friday, then end of another week. I am looking forward to my weekly Thursday night raw shrimp and bacon bath. Talk to you guys tomorrow. TOODLES.