Name Game
Vinny vinny bo binny........yeah yeah, that was the stupidest song I ever fucking heard. Speaking of names I was thinking about what my favorite chick names are. There are lots of chick names that I love. I love the name Stephanie but I hate when they spell it Stefanie. WTF? That's the lazy ass parents trying to make it shorter by removing a letter. I like Samantha...obviously since I named my daughter that.....are there any weird spellings of Samantha? I love the name Melissa too. That's a sexy ass name but what the hell is up with spelling it with one S?!?! Melisa looks off-balance. It looks like it will tilt to the left under all the weight of the capital M and without a second s to hold the right side down! WTF??!!
How come chicks aren't named Gladys and Ethel and Maude and Gertrude anymore? Those were the hot chick names back in the day. Now you got stuff like Savannah (who is also a late porn star), Apple, Kayla and stuff like that. How do names evolve so dramatically? Well, just something to think about I guess. Guys are easy: John, Joe, Don, Ralph, Bartholemew, Vinny, etc. Oh and there's always my old fallback name I use when I go out in my pimp costume: T-Bone.
posted by P-Nut @ 11:41 AM
4 Comments:
Vinny-
I used to love reading your blog daily and getting my cheap thrills off of knowing there was a bigger bitch out on the roads besides me...however, the name calling is unacceptable! Kidding...thanks for including me in your day of laughter! Have a good one and thanks for keeping me and my friends laughing. We really do love reading your blogs! - Melisa
P.S. Have you ever heard of the extension? This is a great one to use esp. when your in the left lane and you need to get your point across to the person in the right lane - see if you can put your middle finger against the passenger window when you do it! They're sure to see it!
Ha! Glad you liked my not-so-subtle little jibe I put in there! Oh and thanks for reading! Nothing I love more than people laughing at my expense. Yep I have not only heard of the extension but have performed in on a number of occasions. There's also the penny throw. When I used to commute to NYC the truckers would piss me off. I'd keep my cup holder full of pennies and then get up along side of them and throw a handful of pennies out the passenger side window into the driver's side door of their trucks. Those bastards.
I LOVE YOU VINNY!!!!!
You keep me cracking up all day.
I LOVE YOU TOO LIZA J!!!! Glad I can help.
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