Butt Crack is a Dirty Place

Think about it, sweat, crack fuzzies, dingleberries and cling-ons....more little terds than the neverland ranch. Whew....that's nasty. Ever wonder what it looks like in your own butt crack? I do because I can't see in there and when I try to examine it in a mirror you can't see too good. I mean I feel around once in a while so I have a general idea but I would still like to check it out for a while.

Anyway just wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy 4th of July weekend....even though the 4th isn't until Tuesday. I'd also like to thank the men and women of the armed forces around the world. It was they who won our independence and it is they who still protect it. At any rate, from the skinny Italian kid in the great northeast.....Toodles.