Lube me up!

Get your minds out of the gutter! I am referring to the fact that I have an oil change appointment today which, by the way, I have to leave work early for! Yesterday was golf, today is the oil change....both perfectly legitimate reasons to leave early. Tomorrow we have employee appreciation day here. Everything stops at 12 noon and there's food booths, raffles, games, prizes, free booze, the whole 9 yards. I will probably just go home though because my buddy Dan is coming to visit for the weekend and plus I have to take my dog Samson to the vet tomorrow afternoon.

Tonight I might go home after my oil change and fill the bathtub up with ice, bacon and raw shrimp and climb in there butt-naked except for my wool hat and relax and listen to some Enya on the radio. That's my favorite relaxation technique. Sometimes the shrimp's shell hurts my butt crack a little when it gets stuck in there and what not but as long as I avoid "shell crack" it's all good.

Anyway not too much going on today....oh by the way, a newly declassified intelligence report indicates that hundreds of chemical munitions were found throughout Iraq that the weapon inspectors never found, primarily mustard and sarin filled artillery shells that are corroded and not in good-enough condition to fire from an artillery piece. Does this mean they're harmless? Nope, they are still toxic and a WMD. But don't expect to see that on the big 3 news channels since they only report about how we should all give our money away to the homeless and about how evil George Bush is and what a hero Cindy Sheehan is. And remember what our former Secretary of State Madeline "I am a fucking retard" Albright said, "The Bush administration probably has Bin Laden and are waiting for the election to announce it."

Oh and I also have some potentially big news coming about a deal I am working on. It should pan out over the next month or two and once I know a little more about it I will fill you all in.