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Monday, June 12, 2006

I am back baby!

Hiya! I am back from my well-deserved vacation to Germany. I will never fly coach again. Dude, 1st class is the way to go. real silverware, wine glasses, my seat reclined and the leg rest came up so it was like a bed. We had stewardesses waiting on us hand and foot. Fuhgeddaboudit.

My girls are doing great. I was amazed at all the things Samantha learned and how big she's gotten. She already knows more German than I do. We didn't stay with the in-laws, we had our own apartment arranged for us down the block from the in-laws so it was awesome. We had a few big parties and played some live music and all that stuff. We had a birthday party for my mother-in-law at a family friend's restaurant and I got tanked and took all my clothes off and ran a lap naked around the table because my brother-in-law dared me to. It was a private room so none of the other patrons saw it but our party enjoyed my antics. I took my little stinky to the zoo and showed her all the animals. I also got bitten by an ostrich because I was sticking my hand in the cage. I also almost got bitten by a camel that got pissed at me. Samantha got to go on a pony ride too and she loved it....that's nice but you'll never get me near a horse. They bite.

Anyway, I didn't make it to the NASCAR race this weekend because my buddy had to have surgery and couldn't be there but we'll go to the Pennsylvania 500 in July at Pocono raceway.

Now I have about 3 more weeks until my girls get home from Germany. I can't wait. I just went yesterday and bought a new living room set to surprise them with. I also am almost done landscaping my front yard with flowers, a pond, waterfall, swinging bench, patios and walkways, etc. I bought a sandbox and have it all set up for stinky when she comes home because she loves playing in the sand. I finished staining my deck. So I got a lot done. Still got some work to do but it will be done by the time my girls get home and then we can just relax and enjoy the rest of the summer. Didn't go out on my boat this weekend because it was crappy weather....maybe next weekend. Anyway, those are some of the highlights of what happened since my last blog in case you give a rat's ass. I also have some pictures I will post when I get a chance. Toodles.

3 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

I think they prefer to be called "flight attendants" now.

Sounds like Germany was a good time. Glad you're back safe. Dang, I didn't now you were doing all that in your yard. Crazy, I bet it's gonna look great.

11:08 AM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

I love ya girl, that's why I don't mind saying I don't give a flying fuck what they prefer....to me they're stewardesses. The PC stops with me. Yeah the yard is coming along just great. It's costing me a fortune but it will be worth it in adding value to my house.

11:46 AM  
Blogger SK said...

You've never had much luck with ostriches/emu's. I hope Samantha doesn't get your animal antics :)

Glad to see you are back safe and sound.

1:24 PM  

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