New PA Announcement

Okay today I came up with another announcement for the PA system at work. My boss Paul was off all last week on vacation at Disney World. He just came back today and was trying to get caught up on everything. He was kind of stressing a bit so I got on the PA system with this: "Will Paul (last name) please report to your office. Your chickens got loose from their coop and are running amok and scaring the employees"

Holy shitballs me and my buddies were pissing our pants for like 30 minutes! Paul knew it was me and is now promising retaliation. Last time he got me good by filling all of my desk drawers with styrofoam packing peanuts which took me all day to clean out. HA! Bring it on baby!!!