Butt Pirates and Ass Raiders UNITE!!!
This sucks dude....we have our summer interns coming here this week and starting work. About every one of them is a hot ass young college chick. That is really the last thing I need to see when I walk in first thing in the morning. To top it all off they don't dress appropriately for an office environment. Many wear tank tops and flip flops. Now to be honest, I don't mind chicks' feet one bit, nor do I mind the tight tank top with ample bosoms struggling to get out of it. However, I still think you shouldn't dress like that in an office....especially when most people are wearing nice clothes. I can see if that's the policy for the whole office then fine...but here it is not. To top it all off, I'm not sure where these kids go to school but they sound like fucking retards! I like hate like when like people like cannot like say like a like sentence like without like using like the like word like like. How fucking stupid do you sound? Like VERY!
Random thought of the day:
Don’t you hate when you take a crap and the water splashes up on your ass? Yes, you know it has happened to you.
Test in logic:
I always see fat people drinking diet soda; therefore, diet soda makes people fat.
Possibly the funniest picture I have ever seen in my life:
Did you know that cows are the most intelligent animals on earth? Yep, they've logged in higher on intelligence exams than most New Orleans residents! Plus they have GREAT ASSES!
The third world just fielded a new prototype delivery system. It's called "DSHFS" meaning Donkey Says Holy Fucking SHIT!
This little bastard's got issues!!!
And finally, you know this guy must have REALLY fucked something up BIG TIME....then again, I would don the penis outfit and stand on the corner just for the laugh of it....
posted by P-Nut @ 7:09 AM
4 Comments:
Drinking diet soda causes you to crave real sugar since the sweetener is artificial. Therefore you crave more sweets. It's happened to me. I stopped drinking regular soda and switched to diet. After several weeks, I wanted a candy bar EVERY day. Don't ask me why.
I'm wearing flip flops and a tank top today. Now I feel like others may not like it. Personally, I think smelling like a cigarette is more offensive than how someone who dresses.
IMO....
Liza J!!!! Your flip flops and tank top are probably fine....maybe that's acceptable in your work environment. If so then I have no problem with it...look at Google, they all wear shorts, flip flops, holy jeans and they're one of the most powerful companies. I also agree about the cigarette thing also.
I’m the only one that does it really. But I’m the youngest female here by 10 years. I mean some of the other women wear flip flops but it's the grown up flip flops. Anyway, I probably wouldn’t dress this way at Alcatel but here I don’t see anybody but the people I work with all day and sometimes I don’t see them. They're lucky I don’t wear my PJ’s to work.
NICE! I would love to wear my PJs to work....I wear them to the grocery store sometimes.
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