Sunglasses

Okay what's with celebrities and the sunglasses getting bigger and bigger? This is the fashion now!?!? What's next, velvet jumpsuits with big collars, chest hair and gold chains like Larry on Three's Company? If you ask me these fucking hand-jobs with the big sunglasses look like fucking retards. So what you're telling me is that 2 years ago I wore my pimp costume out for fun and to make a scene but now if I wear it out again I will be all the rave?!?! Then you have the picture-taking paparrazzholes fawning all over them. I would give my little toe off both feet to be a celeb for a day and go to one of these events with the red carpet and field questions from these worthless fuckers . Reporter: "Vinny who are you wearing?" Me: "Your fucking mom on my johnson later on that's who bitch boy." Reporter: "Vinny, who do you want to see win the Oscar tonight?" Me: "Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore dickhead."

Oh how I hate these people. You can't blame celebrities for getting violent with these dick-touchers but you can blame celebrities for lookin' like Larry.

By the way, anyone ever watch that show on VH1 called 'Love Monkey'? I highly recommend it. It's about a guy who works at a very small record label in Manhattan and on almost every episode they have an actual up-and-coming musician as a guest star and they're really frigging good. Plus the main chick on the show is hot. Real good and witty show in case you ever see it on....but what the fuck is a love monkey?