Your mother puts liplocks on Pollocks

Rockstar: Supernova update: Good show last night. My 2 favorites kicked ass. Dilana's performance was perfect...she's really good. Storm's performance wasn't quite as good but what she lacks in performance is more than made up for with how friggin hot she is. DAMN! I almost had to yank it out and pull on it.

Got my dishwasher last night. I looked in the instruction booklet and decided not even to give it a shot installing it. Holy shit....are we installing a dishwasher or landing a plane on an aircraft carrier?!?!? I am having it installed tomorrow.

Let's see what else. No golf for me today. My wife joined a gym and has a personal trainer lesson tonight so I am going to go home and watch stinky. My wife is as thin as a rail so I dunno why she felt she had to join a gym. I think she just wants to have some time to herself a few days a week. Nothing wrong with that. Plus she probably wants to look at buff guys with good bodies since she always has to see my skinny naked ass walking around the house. The gym also has a daycare center that has glass walls so while you're exercising you can look in there if you want so she can bring stinky during the day and exercise. My wife said there are a LOT of hotties there so I am wondering if maybe I should get a membership too. Anyway, next week will be back to my normal Wednesday golf routine.

We got this new security guy at work and I will be damned if he doesn't look exactly like Bookman from the 70s-80s TV show Good Times.

I am very excited because I spoke with my gov't boss yesterday. He told me that he and his boss both recommended me to my company for a bonus on top of the raise I have coming up. So anyway, the head honcho from my company came by yesterday to speak with my government boss. Afterwards my gov't boss--the guy I am always playing pranks and stuff on--told me that I owe him because of the raise I am getting. He told me how much it is and I certainly do owe him. I will probably buy him a case of beer or something like that. I know it doesn't sound like much but you have to be careful with government regulations on how much you can spend on a gift. Plus I know he likes beer since both times I went to Germany this year I had to bring him back beer. Now I just have to wait and see when I get my bonus...the only shitty thing is the taxes I will have to pay on it. That's okay though....it'll still be awesome.

I had the stagecoach dream again last night. Every year or two for as long as I can remember I have had this dream that I rob stagecoaches. I ride up to them on a horse with a gun and hold them up. Pretty weird considering I won't go near a horse. I wish this damn dream would go away. Why can't I have a recurring dream about hanging out with Hef at the grotto with bunnies running around handing out booze and stuff? Talk about morning wood!

Anyway, I guess that's all for now. Rub a dub dub see you later.