Midgets have small butt cracks
That's a fact! Hey I have a question....do any of you have people coming around where you work selling candy bars for their kids and all sorts of other bullshit? How come nobody abides by the "no solicitation" rules? Not only do the peddle this shit but it costs a fortune. $2.00 for a fucking chocolate bar?!?!?! One woman I work with asked me if I wanted to buy candy for her grand daughter. I was like, "How much". She tells me $2.00!!! I told her I could go to the machine in the hallway and get 4 of them for that price and no I wasn't buying anything. I don't even like chocolate!
Speaking of candy and sweets.....how come the boy scouts don't sell cookies? Do the girl scouts have some kind of scout copyright on the practice of selling cookies? The boy scouts are losing out on a shit load of revenue by not selling cookies.
Well it's Thursday....my favorite show--the Office--is on tonight. Can't wait....I hope it is not a repeat. While we're on TV I am really glad I decided to stop watching American Idol. I heard the contestants sucked this year compared to past years. So Tuesday night I was channel surfing and watched about 10 minutes of it and boy were they right....it sucked donkey ass.
In God We Trust was "accidentally" left off some newly minted coins. Do you really think this was an accident?
Libs are in an uproar because Ann Coulter referred to John Edwards as a "faggot" in an interview. You know....I am not saying that is good or anything because anyone with some common sense should know that by doing so they're going to be attacked and ridiculed for it....especially a public personality. However, where is the outrage that democratic Sen Byrd from W VA was an acknowledged member of the Ku Klux Klan? Where's the fucking outrage?
I am going to be in Alexandria, VA from 15 through 20 April for work. NICE! Should be an awesome week. Anyone want to meet me there and hang out for the week?!?!?! BRING IT ON!!!!
Anyway that's it for now. I have to go poop. Talk to you later. TOODLES!

4 Comments:
I hate solicitation too. Gets on my dang nerves.
I'm glad I dropped Idol as well. I have heard there are a few girls that are good but I'm so over it. I might start watching when they get closer to the end.
I'm totally watching Dancing With the Stars this season. It's gonna be so good. Starts Monday. The new stars are pretty good. Plus my lover Apolo Anton Ohno is one of the cast this season. LOVE HIM!!
Hope the poop went well.
I HATE THIS GOOGLE BLOGGER!!! I'VE TRIED TO LOG ON 15 FREAKING TIMES!!!!
Wow....are you a new reader? Who is this? You sound like one pissed off bitch!!! J/k but really....who are you? The poop went awesome byt the way...one wiper!!!
You know who the hell it is.
It's LIZA the pissed off bitch that can't log on to her blogger account because the new google thing is bullshit!!!
Oh HEY LIZA!!! No I didn't know it was you. Dancing with the stars is awesome....but Apollo Anton Ohno????!!! That guy seems like a weasel to me. I fell in love last year when Sara Evans was on the show...until she had to quit. I was really upset over that and stopped watching.
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