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Monday, February 05, 2007

Hairy Grundle

Okay so who watched the big game yesterday? I was happy the Colts won. I was not happy with the commercials though. I though, for the most part, they sucked royal asshole. I actually thought K-Fed's was pretty funny and a couple that had the office workers out in the jungle were funny but most of them sucked balls. By the way...how did Prince stand out there in the pouring rain playing an electric guitar without getting shocked or jolted? Because he wasn't plugged in that's why. Don't get me wrong....Prince is a talented enough individual...this is not a dig at him but at all the ooohh and ahhhers out there who look at his feat of performing in the rain as the second coming. Calm down folks....the guy danced around without slipping and falling and lip-sanch and pretended guitar through his routine....it was good entertainment and let's leave it at that.

I still have my cold....it's almost gone but now I am in the coughing phase. For me that's the last phase before I get all better.

My wife had to go yesterday and sing with the record company owner's band. They kind of took her on as a backup singer and will have her sing lead on some stuff as well. She's gotta practice every Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday....I am gonna have lots of Stinky-watching to do but that's okay because it's my favorite thing to do!

Hey what gives with that song "Rock On"? You know the one where the dick keeps saying "Rock On, Jimmy Dean, James Dean". What the fuck is that all about? Gotta be one of the top 5 dumbest fucking things I ever heard....some man-toucher obsessing over a dead retard. While we're at it what's with that "Cats in the Cradle" song? That's another of the dumbest fucking songs I ever heard. Is it supposed to have some deep drug-induced meaning or something?

It's like -20 degrees with the wind chill up here....I thought I lost an ear coming across the parking lot this morning. It's supposed to be like this all fucking week too. This sucks. I guess they have some kind of bullshit law here that once the temperature gets below a certain degree there's a mandatory 2-hour delay for the school childrens. WTF?!?! Where the fuck was that law in NY when I was freezing my skinny ass off out there waiting for the school bus?!?!?! Why do we baby people so much? No wonder many of these kids are half-retarded.

Well that's my jive for da day. I'll be talking to you.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad your feeling better. Ditto on the Super Bowl commercials. They mostly sucked. One of the Doritos commercials was done by some people in Cary. It wasn't too bad.

2:35 PM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

I actually liked the one where the hitch hiker is standing there with a 12 pack of Bud Lite and an axe. The driver's like, "Hey Buddy....what's with the axe?" and he replies, "It's ummm....a bottle opener" and the driver's like, "Well get in then". That was hilarious.

7:43 AM  

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