Cuidado--Piso Mojado

You ever see those signs about slippery floors in the store after they've mopped? Well I like to seek them out and walk by and fall on purpose....usually I take out the sign and everything when I do it. Every time my wife and I are out somewhere and we come across one of those signs she says, "Oh Jesus...here we go" and walks the other way. That's when I work my fake fall magic.

Not too much is new lately. Just working hard (ummm yeah). I am waiting on my shit to show up from musician's friend dot com (free plug). I got my drumset, sticks, PA speaker stands, condenser microphone, pre-amp and some other stuff on the way. The fed ex page said estimated delivery of today but now those pinko fucks changed it to tomorrow. I cannot wait. I sold my drums right before I graduated from mid-hudson tech and have been dying to get another set since then (1996). I have only played a few times over the last 10 years (in a band in Germany for a while and then filling in sometimes in my wife's band in Germany) but that's it....now it's on baby!

Well, 5 days ago it was in the 60s and now it is in the teens. Holy fuckballs it's colder than a well-diggers ass out there! I am even freezing my nads off sitting here at my desk working away!

Stinky's birthday is coming up in 13 days. I can't believe it's been 2 friggin' years already. Holy shit that went by fast!

In less than a month I will be 33 years old....that's fucking old! I already have my birthday present so there's really nothing else to look forward to.

Let's see what else.....Oh I have mother's day all planned out already for my wife and my mom. My dad and I are gonna take them over to Hotel Thayer at West Point for the Mother's Day champagne brunch. Best brunch EVER...hands down! I have been there a few times for it on normal Sundays and it is phenominal.....for Mother's Day they do it even better. Should be awesome.

Dude I cannot wait to start fucking golfing again! I have the bug and it's killing me to get back out on the golf course. I am a ridiculous golf nut and the only thing I enjoy as much is playing music and boating. But I bought new clubs towards the end of the golf season so I think I am itching to play even more because the clubs are still really new. Make sense? No? Awwww go fuck yourself.

We have a luncheon at work today at the Officers' Club for a guy who is retiring in a few weeks. That's should be pretty cool. They have good food.

Well I think that's about it. I am gonna run for now. Be talking to you.....TOODLES.