Come on over here baby!

When's the last time you heard a good pick up line? Have you ever heard a good pickup line? I've landed a couple broads in my day with some good pickup lines but more often than not they fail. Women just cannot seem to get over the "cheese factor" of a good pickup line. Now to be totally honest, I have never used a pickup line in a serious manner....I have done it a million times as an ice breaker or on a dare or as a joke. It worked a couple times because the chick would assume I was doing it as a joke and applauded the sense of humor. More often than not women would take it seriously and run away. Even now when I go out with my wife I am not above doing ridiculous things and hitting on girls with corny pickup lines is one of my absolute favorite things to do. Some of my favorites:

Mmmmm baby you're so fine I'd drink your bath water

Mmmmm baby, your skin's so smooth.....just like a buttermilk biscuit

Hey someone farted....what do you say we get out of here!

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass!

Don't I know you? Didn''t we go to different schools together?

Other than pickup lines I have been know to do the fake fall. I have an uncanny talent for pretending to fall down and make it look TOTALLY real. My M.O. is that I do it in front of a group of chicks and latch onto the one who gives me the most sympathy. It's all good fun and part of an ongoing life long social experiment that I am doing for no other reason than to have some fun.

What kinds of lines have you used or heard or what antics have you been witness to? I was hoping that your replies could serve as 1) entertaining and 2) educational things for me to add to my arsenal.