The Big Day

I wanted to say a big fat HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Stinky today!!! The big 2 years old!! WAHOOO!!!!

Did anyone watch the State of the Union address last night. Of course I did. I had to see just how ridiculous Nancy Pelosi looked perched up in the Speaker's seat and it was BAD! Even worse was the President's introduction of her.....I thought he was gonna have an orgasm. Yes I know, he was just saying that and isn't really enamored with her. She thanked him by smiling that fake fucking smile for 60+ minutes. Then I got to watch the dems' response by Jim Webb and see, yet again, how fucking weak they are. They were mislead into the war my ass. That's the same as pleading ignorance which doesn't fly with me but obviously does with the moronic American public.

9 out of 10 Americans can ID Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears or Paris Hilton in a photo. However, about 1-2/10 can tell you the name of the Vice President, Speaker of the House, SECDEF, or Secretary of State. That says it all to me. Americans, by and large, are fucking idiots and VERY ignorant and misguided. But that's nothing we didn't already know.

It's cold as ass up here. Tomorrow is supposed to be in the single digits. Looks like I am gonna have to get out my bunny suit. You know the pink bunny suit Ralphie wears at the end of A Christmas Story? I got one of them. I like to sit on the couch watching TV in it and eat carrots.

My wife is having a bunch of cackling women over the house this afternoon with their rugrats for a miniature birthday party for Stinky. I am going to go out to eat after work so I don't get home until after they're all gone. My wife's gonna call me on my cell when the coast is clear. Then I am gonna come home and set up Stinky's big train in the living so she can ride around on it. In the meantime I will be at the German restaurant having a steak on a rock.

Speaking of food....can't wait to get another pubie-burger for lunch today! NICE!

The only other development is that we bought plane tickets for my wife and Stinky to fly to Germany from May to June. So I'll be home alone for a month. That's okay because, although I miss them when they're gone, I have many things to keep me occupied. That's it for now. TOODLES!