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I have genital herpies. Okay well I don't but did you ever see those gross fucking commercials? The guy says, "I have genital herpies" and then his girlfriend says, "... and I don't". WTF is that?!?! Well then if you don't want to get it then quit banging the fucking dude and start banging someone without it! The only thing worse than these are the floods of douche, tampon, maxi-pads and erectile dysfunction ads we're all barraged with every fucking day. There's a time and a place for this shit and it isn't during the AFC Championship game!!! After all what the fuck do I care about how these pads have wings and those douches are fresh as a summer's eve or how a guy's cock and balls might fall off because he has genital herpes!!!!????
We just got a new chick at work and holy balls is she smoking hot! I swear that I had half-a-wood in our meeting Friday with her.
We spent the weekend in NY at my wife's sister's house for a big party Saturday night. We played poker and shit and I was up like $100.00 and kept playing and playing and ended up down about $30.00 so no big deal....but I shoulda quit while I was ahead.
Wednesday is Stinky's birthday. We had a cake for her yesterday at my mom and dad's house. I cannot frigging believe she's gonna be 2 already.
I just grabbed a burger from the cafeteria at work and after eating about half of it I found a bunch of hairs in it clumped up in a little ball. They look like pubies too with little crusty flakes attached to them and they smell very odd....like a wet dish towel that fell behind the kitchen counter and sat there for like 3 months before you get it out of there-musty type smell.
Damn I want my fucking car back...enough with this goddamn Chevy Impala rental car!!!! I think my car will be ready Thursday....jeez I can't wait. They wanted to give me a PT cruiser when I went to the rental car place....I told them I wouldn't drive it and gimme something else. Much like the elderly, I do not care for PT cruisers.
Well, just wanted to let you all know I am still here. I know I have been sporadic with the blogging but things have been busy. I'll improve it though. Toodles for now!
posted by P-Nut @ 11:31 AM
5 Comments:
I'm not sure of the exact statistic but it's something appalling. It's like 80% of Americans have some form of herpes.
I'm sure the new girl would be so happy to hear about your wood.
I can't believe she's going to be 2 either.
That hair in your burger story really grossed me out. Nasty....
Nice burger story. Did you still eat the whole thing? Tell Samantha Happy Bithday for us.
Of course I ate it...it was $1.25!!! 80% of people have herpes? Holy shit! Maybe I do have it!!!
The new girl WOULD be happy to hear about my wood...maybe I will tell her!
I will pass on the Happy Birthdays to Stinky. Tomorrow is the big day.
You're just not right!!!
If you have ever had a cold sore on your lips that is also a form of herpes.
Well of course I had a cold sore....but that doesn't mean I HAVE herpes. It comes once in a great while...just like anyone else. But I am not "infected" at any given moment.....right?
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