You've gotta be fucking kidding me....
Okay I know you're gonna have a laugh at this. Well it seems the wildlife have gotten their revenge on me. All the bogus stories about having stepped on my cat's head and hitting a dog on my way to work....well this morning I hit a deer on my way to work. No shit this time. It cracked my front bumper and dented the hood of my shiny new SUV. Luckily that's all that happened and it didn't end up coming through my windshield or anything like that. Well, it's not too bad because I have a very low comprehensive deductible so I will only have to pay a few bucks for it but still.....what the fuck are the odds of that! If I never made those bogus stories up this never would have happened. And don't ask me what happened to the deer...that fucker.
Oh man I was so pissed off. I am over it now though.
Nothing else new. I am babysitting tonight. My wife is going to hang out at her friend's house for a while tonight so I am staying home and watching stinky. Not that I mind....she loves her daddy time and we always have a blast. Plus she's really good and easy to watch.
Well that's all...just wanted to let you all know that the animals got vengeance on me!

2 Comments:
Well that sucks but you totally had it coming. I do feel sorry for the deer though.
I hit a dear once really late at night. Scared the crap out of me and did over $3000 dollars in damage to my car.
Yeah they're damaging little bastards. I feel bad when other people hit them but now that I hit one I don't feel bad for it....I am pissed off at it! Well, it could have been much worse I guess.
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