Vinny's Pizzeria, Used Tires and Abortion Clinic

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I am the REAL father of Anna Nicole Smith's child!!!!

Unknown said...: NO!!!! I am. I gave her one of my eggs and she was artificially inseminated with her old dead husbands frozen sperm.

Na, I joke but I really do think the whole thing is very, very sad. I also think that Howard Stern muthafucker is a fraud.; 12:23 PM
P-Nut said...: They're all fucking frauds. Even worse is the typical media obsession over the whole thing. Who gives a fuck? Though I wouldn't wish for anyone's death (well almost) I do think she's just another case of a degenerate fucking lunachick media slob who people obsess and carry on about. And no I wouldn't have banged her if I had the chance. Hey, just my opinion!; 12:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Aha, the mystery is solved!!

Yeah, I don't think even you would have stooped that low to have sex with her. Can't say I'll miss her. Anna Nicole who?; 5:52 PM
Anonymous said...: k-fel,
It's called karma and she's a royal bitch!! (not Lizzie's dog, of course)
I thought about this and you might be right about Vinny. He probably would've had sex with her.; 5:33 PM
P-Nut said...: Yeah I'd do her.; 11:13 AM
Anonymous said...: You'd do her now? She dead, her body is rotting.; 1:49 PM

I am just a skinny Italian kid feeling left out because everyone else has a blog but me. So check it out! Or don't...either way.

Name: P-Nut

Location: Pennsylvania, United States

I don't want to brag but I am one sexy motherfu**er