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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Darn Tootin'!!!

So I see we have the ongoing school/children issue ongoing in my last post. Good to see! Just makes me fucking sick that we've become such a coddling and sensitive (overly) society.


So Ban Ki-moon, U.N secretary general URGED Iran to stop enriching Uranium. That'll stop 'em!!!! Way to go U.N. leading the way again! Am I the only one who realizes what a waste of fucking time and money this impotent organization is?!?!?!?! Personally I am keeping my fingers crossed that Israel, about the only coutry left with any balls, will go in and level Iran.....LEVEL it with no discretion.


So Britney Spears shaved her head because of head lice eh? Wow...big goings on in the entertainment world! As long as she don't have crabs I'd still do her!!!! I am eloquent aren't I?!?!


I got this big growth on my choda...you know on my grundle. The area between my balls and cornhole! It's huge and when I squeeze it all this bloody pus comes out! Do you think that might be a problem?


Well only 27 days until the vernal equinox. NICE! I can't wait until April man. Get my boat back in the water and my golf league starts! DAMN I can't wait!!!!
That David Hasselhoff is such a man's man!!!!


Anyway, I am done chiming in for the day. Hope everyone has a happy Thursday!!!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to hear you have high standards of who you'll "do" or not. Hasselhoff makes me want to throw up!!

12:45 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Vinny, you're so gross.

Hasselhoff looks so uncomfortable in that picture. That's just not a normal position.

I HATE this new Google/ Blogger thing. It's fucking stupid.

12:57 PM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

Yeah tell me about it...takes me six fucking hours to log on now and post something!!!

Hasselhoff is Da MAN!!!! Oh and about my standards? HAHA!! Like the sayings go:

1) Beauty is only a light switch away
2) If your standards are too high.....lower your standards!
3) It's all the same upside down!!!
4) I like nice boobs!!
Jesus I am such a romantic!

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're not right Vinny!!

11:08 AM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

That's what I've heard...I think it's everybody else that's not right though! Hey tell Big Country to dust off the shot glasses because I am gonna drink him under the table!!!

12:28 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Vinny you always talk a big game when drinking with Big Country and you end up drooling on the bar.

12:42 PM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

Yeah I know but this time will be different. Oh and by the way I don't really have a big growth on my choda! HAHAHA.

9:33 AM  

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