I have a great ass
Well at least I think so!
I am sitting here at work freezing my nuts off! It's about 20 below outside with the windchill and not much damn warmer inside. I have been on a lot of military and government installations all over the world and let me tell you....as big and mighty as our government is....they still can't figure out the fucking heating systems anywhere! Man I got some serious shrinkage going on.
Getting excited about our family trip down to NC in April. Should be lots of fun a) seeing our friends b) playing golf and doing some other cool stuff c) getting the fuck out of PA for a little while!!!! Hey Red do I need to bring any costumes or should I leave them at home????
Hey I was reading an article that was saying women will now win the same prize money at Wimbledon as the men do. I think that's a crock of shit to be honest with you. Why? Men play best of 5 set matches and women play best of 3. This means that over the course of a 2 week tournament such as Wimbledon a male tennis player can play as many as 21 or more sets of tennis than a woman....not counting tie breakers, etc. These sets can last in excess of an hour. So you're looking at potentially a whole day more of tennis that the male player plays. First of all....the women's champion was only getting about $200,000 less than the men's champion. $1.4 million vs $1.2 million. So the women were not really getting robbed. I have played tennis and it's very demanding physically. 3 sets is a FAR CRY from 5 sets. I think the discrepancy in pay was indicative of the amount of exertion and exhaustion the different genders endure. Now I am sure you women will fly off the handle at my opion here but that's fine. I am a big, grown, hairless, shaved, ample and milky-white boy....I can take it!!!
Well that's it for now....I got a real bad case of the swamp ass right now and may have to sprint to the bathroom any minute. Anywhere near me is not a good place for anyone to be today. I must have done about 78 nasty farts already this morning. UGH. Well I will write more later on or tomorrow. TOODLES.

3 Comments:
I heard a blurb of a debate about that issue. It seems to me that the whomever generates the most revenue should get paid more. Is women's tennis more popular that men's right now? Might be. This is analogous to football and baseball players getting paid more than hockey players. Those sports are more popular but hockey players work harder than baseball player (most people do) but that's how it works. Overall, they are all overpaid and should stop the whinning!!!
If you feel the urge to bring a costume, feel free to. We are doing hat night at the bowling alley and your hat is already awaiting you. Big County bought you and himself matching hats. How sweet!!!!
Yeah I remember about the hat....I can't wait to see this thing!!! I will leave my chef's hat at home I guess then. I might bring my pink cordorouys (sp?) and purple blazer though. This shizzle is gonna be off DA hook.....Shiiiiiiiiiit. T-Bone and B-Country will be in da hizzouse.
Pink cordoroys? Sex..xxy!!!
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