...And a Midget in a Pear Tree

Oh that's right you're supposed to say "little people" right? Tell me, is "little people" really that much better than midget?!?! I don't play the PC bullshit game. I call them midgets, stewardesses, fat, retards, etc. They've been known as that for years and now all of a sudden we're supposed to create new terms of sensitivity and cater to everyone? Fuck off. Just because I call a little dude a midget doesn't mean I have anything against him!

Anyone know who Rep Silvestre Reyes is? He's the Texas democratic rep that Nacy Pelosi has appointed as the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. Well in an interview yesterday he did not know the fundamental differences between Al Qaida or Hezbollah. He did not know what muslim sect they belonged to along with some other key characteristics of these groups. This fucking boner is going to be the new chairman of this powerful committee? Now granted....a lot Americans are fucking retards and cannot name their own representatives or 3 of the primary Presidential cabinet members or 1 or 2 of the supreme court justices...let alone know anything about the enemy we're fighting. However, you would think the person picked to chair this powerful house committee would know some basic characteristics about our enemies!!!! Or maybe I am wrong here....we should just fill these committee chairs with any old fucking moron as long as it's a member of your political party!!! Way to go Nancy Pelosi you ignorant San Francisco liberal piece of work. On election day the uninformed and ignorant voters of America made our country weaker. And you ain't seen nuttin' yet.

Jesus Christ....we have my wife's sister and fiancee coming down X-mas eve and spending the night and leaving early X-mas morning. Then X-mas morning my parents are coming down. Why is it I just can't have my empty fucking house with my wife and daughter and I alone!!!! Every fucking day someone's coming or going like a goddamn gypsy colony!

I gotta tell you, I scanned the channels last night looking again for fruit of the loom commercials because this thing is really bothering me. I also wrote a letter to fruit of the loom to complain that grapes comprise 50% of the fruit of the loom guys but not NEARLY 50% of all actual fruit. This is a gross misrepresentation and we the people demand action! See? I have my own causes that I fight for.

I stopped at the store yesterday and ran into one of my biggest pet peeves EVER! Old ladies holding conference in the middle of the aisle in the store. This chaps my ass like nothing else. Now, anyone who knows me also knows I don't mind telling people how I feel. I think next time they hold a conference they'll move out of the way and do it. You know I respect old people and all that jazz but an asshole is an asshole and I don't care how old you are. Just because you're an old person and I respect you doesn't mean you should take that respect for granted and think it is owed to you because I don't play that game. You wanna be an asshole? I GUARANTEE I can be a bigger one. I am very good at it (NOTE: no confirmation or feedback is necessary from the peanut gallery here).

Boy...X-mas is in the air (except Seattle) and the decorations are up and X-mas music is playing everywhere at work! Pretty good stuff.....the only thing I don't like is that with everyone playing X-mas CDs on their computers while they work I can't hear my "Fabio's Fabio-lous Christmas Songs" CD so I have to put my earphones on. Oh well....doesn't matter....'tis the season.....

By the way....how did George Michael's "Last Christmas" and that communist vagina John Lennon's "War is Over" songs ever become accepted into the holiday music mainstream?!?! Oh yeah then there's the Elton John song and the Feed the World song. What the fuck? What nonsense! I want to hear Bing Crosby and Andy Williams and those guys...not George Michael who moonlights as a dick grabbing men's room patron and drug fueled traffic violator. Why is it that we have to ruin yet another fine tradition like Christmas songs with this leftist Feed the World bullshit. Feed my ass! Spend some of YOUR fucking money and feed the world and leave me out of it. I eat well, my wife eats well, and my daughter eats well....that's accomplishment enough for me. So hey Feed the World guys....go fuck yourself.....Elton and George, you go and smoke a pole...and John...well, just stay buried and take Yoko with you. Ho Ho Ho.