Tea Bag anyone?!?!?

I already did my one blog for today....but I was just reading a story and I had to write about this.

I don't trust tea drinkers. That's right....TEA DRINKERS! I am not talking about people who like the occasional cup of tea....nor am I talking about iced tea (sweet and/or unsweet). I am talking about the people who sit around in their social circles and sip their herbal tea and drink tea regularly in place of a beverage like coffee. Why don't I trust them? Don't worry about all that....I just don't. Let's just say I have my reasons. They fall into the same category with me as vegetarians or vegans, whatever the name of their cult is. I don't trust these people. They clearly have an agenda and I am not buying all their half-truths and gorilla dust!!!

You know the types of people I am talking about. You go over to their house and they have 78 different types of tea bags neatly organized in one of those wooden tea bag organizers with Chinese symbols stamped all over it like that makes them spiritual or aware. Their tea bag organizer is located in the kitchen right next to their organic Tofu dispenser. Fucking phony bastards. Yep...they're the ones with the hemp dental floss and those bullshit "dreamcatcher" things hanging in their windows. "Hey...what's that stupid looking ball of yarn doing in your window??" "Oh...that's my dream catcher....it catches dreams for me while I am making my soy burgers, nut-rolls and chi tea!!" Get the hell outta here dick!