Vinny's Pizzeria, Used Tires and Abortion Clinic

I am just a skinny Italian kid feeling left out because everyone else has a blog but me. So check it out! Or don't...either way.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Chef Boy My Dee

So I thought I was done X-mas shopping and BAM...I order more stuff. WTF?!?! I keep seeing stuff that my wife or daughter would love and I buy it. I have to start exercising some discipline. I ordered a DVD player with 2 screens for my wife's car. This was if we go on long trips Stinky can watch her Disney movies and stuff. And if we take my car we can easily move the DVD system into there.

I haven't pooped in 3 days! That sucks. I am downing coffee this morning like it's going out of style because sometimes that does the job but not so far.

Work continues to go well. I've been super busy for a change so the days have been flying by. Things are getting ready to start slacking off. The holidays are here...hunting season....pretty soon the depot will be like a ghost town.

We are looking forward to Thanksgiving a lot. I also took the Monday after Thanksgiving off. Me, wife and daughter are going to the indoor water park for the day. Should be a blast. Samantha LOVES the water.

Hey Barbara Boxer wants to hold extensive Senate hearings on global warming. Great, more of my money being thrown away on junk science. Not for nothing but I have to say it and if I offend anyone then I am sorry but: if you buy this global warming bullshit, I really feel for you. Anyone who has done more than 20 minutes of research on it and does not have an agenda to promote it can easily see that all of the so-called evidence is a bunch of bullshit. Not to mention the evidence against it. Like I said previously, I could provide evidence and make a case for the aboninable snowman living in your fucking back yard if I wanted to.

I gave myself a haircut over the weekend. You know I have not paid for a hair cut since 1997 or 98?!?! Think of all the money I have saved.

I need new tires on my Tucson. Good thing I get free tires for the life of the vehicle! YEAH!!!! I have to make an appointment today.

Let's see what else? I have a Delphi Roady XT satellite radio in my car. They have these little sticky adhesive things to secure it to the dashboard and mine fell off. So I got on their web site to buy another adhesive thingy. Turns out they don't sell them...you'd have to buy the whole car kit! So I sent them an e mail and they replied back that they're gonna send me a dozen of them for free which should last me a long long time. So here's my plug: Delphi has great products and excellent customer service.

Speaking of car audio--whatever happened to the days of mix tapes? I know we have iPods and all that crazy shit nowadays. But damn, nothing compares to a good mix tape. You know that one you got hiding in your closet with the best hits from Kajagoogoo and Flock of Seagulls? You spin me round round baby! Like a record baby. Or hows about the one with everyone's favorite hits from "It's a Hall & Oates Christmas" and Rick Springfield? Yeah I know iPods and mp3s are convenient but nothing beats that scratchy sound of an old dusty mix tape, slightly warped from sun exposure from sitting on the dashboard.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no idea as to who you are, but I look forward to reading your blog evry week. You are freaking entertaining as all hell.

9:46 PM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

Thanks for making my head even bigger, boss! I have no idea who you are either but thanks for reading. I will do my best to stay entertaining.

7:52 AM  

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