Chock full o' ASS!!!!

Howdy, it's Friday....always a good thing.

1) A bus driver, I think in Washington State, was fired for flipping off the President as he drove by in his motorcade. There was a field trip for school children to park along the motorcade route in their bus and watch the motorcade....well as it drove by the bus driver flipped off the President. One the Washington's Senators or Congressmen who were riding with the Presidet took note and reported the incident and she was fired. Good. Way to be a positive role model and set an example you stupid bitch.

2) I haven't shit in like 3 days. WTF is going on here?!?!?!

3) I now have Samantha counting to 15 and she knows about the first 10 letters of the alphabet. I am not sure what the norm is but seems pretty good to me for a 21 month old. Gimme a year and I'll have her doing trigonometry and differential equations.

4) I have a 3 foot long pepperoni stick sitting on my desk at work right now. Seriously! One of the guys I work with has a buddy that owns an Italian Pork store and we get them really cheap...$6.00!!! It's only 8:55 am and I have already held the pepperoni down by my crotch like a penis and cracked jokes about 6 times already. It's gonna be a long day!

5) I have to leave work early today because I have an oil change/tire rotation appointment.

6) I left work early yesterday because my company had some VPs and such fly up from HQ for a quarterly meeting. We met for an hour and then got drinks and dinner on the company's tab.

7) Someone sent me a thing about a job opening making $20,000.00 a month. The only bad thing was that the position is in Iraq for 4-12 months. I deleted it.

8) Good news!!!! John Kerry will never win his party's nomination again to run for President in 2008!!!! More good news...Hilary is the leading candidate!!!!

9) Thanksgiving is only 20 days away. The holidays are rapidly approaching. I still have to figure out where the fuck I am gonna put my Christmas tree!!! I am gonna have to re-arrange some things. Maybe I'll just do like Frank Costanza and set up an aluminum pole and have Festivus this year. "I got a lotta problems with you people!!!!"

10) The markets are at all time highs and unemployment is the lowest it's been in 5 years. Hey, how come the President doesn't get any credit for any of this? Lower taxes generating more money in people's pockets.....people spending more thus stimulating markets and creating jobs. It works people....it fucking works. Where's the credit on CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNBC, MSNBC for the Presidnet on this?!?!?!?! Where is it?!?!?! I don't see any!!!

11) 4 days until election day and I still haven't heard an idea from a democratic candidate. All I hear is "Bush is bad", "War is bad", "Republicans are evil", "I don't like Bush". What they should be saying are ideas of what they're going to do to improve things...or they should be saying "Yes I am a hypocrite by saying I support the troops and then doing everything in my power to undermine their Commander-in-Chief and call him all the bad names I can think of". Fucking liberal pices of shit dude. And yes I am predicting they will lose.

12) Little known fact: At my family gatherings most of the men there are packing heat.