In a nutsack....I mean nutshell
Had a great weekend. I did a bunch more X-mas shopping....mostly for Stinky. She's gonna get all kinds of shit on X-mas. I just have a few things to get for my wife and I will be done! NICE!!!
Election day tomorrow....I am predicting that republicans will hold the majority in both houses. God help all of us if Nancy Pelosi becomes the next speaker of the house. We'll see what happens but one thing is for sure....I bet the recounts and lawsuits are gonna be fucking ridiculous.
I have visitors in town again at work....for 2 fucking weeks!!! JEEZ man what the hell did I do to deserve this?!!?!?
I hung some X-mas lights inside my house over the weekend. I know it is entirely too early but 1) I want to go a little at a time until it is done so starting early was necessary and 2) most importantly, Stinky loves X-mas lights. So I put them up and now she looks at them and ooohs and aaahs about them. Now that I have her X-mas is so much more fun. I have always liked X-mas but now it's unbelievable getting to see how excited she gets and seeing her face when she opens one of her presents. She's daddy's little girl and I love every minute of it!
We're going up to my parents' house for Thanksgiving. It's gonna be really crowded there because they're having a bunch of family over. Should be a good time though. My brother from FL will be there and I haven't seen him in ages so I am looking forward to that.
On Saturday morning I took Stinky and we went to the bank. I had a check for $20,791.65 I had to deposit into my savings account. That's the most money I ever held in my hand (even though it wasn't actual money) and I was shitting my pants nervous until I handed it over to the banker to deposit. The shitty thing is that I can't spend any of it because it's for my down payment for the apartment building :(
That's about it for now. I can't wait until Friday because it is a holiday and I will be off. 3 day weekend baby!!!! I am going to spend it doing stuff around the house as I will be all alone because Stinky and her mommy are gonna be up in NY at a baby shower. So it will be a good time for me to turn all the lights out in the house and sit in the corner naked and rub piss clams all over my assy nipples and beat myself over the head senseless with raw carrots and celery sticks.
posted by P-Nut @ 11:48 AM
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When's the last time you saw Danny? How is he doing?
Sorry, I hope the democrats get control back. :) Although I'm not voting for any of our candidates for govenor. The democrat wants to impose a state tax, the republican is an idiot (and currently our gov) and then there are 2 independents. The current comptroller who wanted her name as "grandma" on the ballot and a musician named Kinky. Seriously? I'll ride this one out even though I am forfeiting my right to complain.
Dude, the mall is freaking winter wonderland already. sick.... I love the holidays just as much as the next guy but hold on, we just got into november. Thank goodness my store doesn't decorate until the day after thanksgiving.
X-mas is so close it's crazy, places do start getting ready earlier each year. I guess I should begin to pick up some gifts.
That's sweet that you little one loves x-mas so much. She so cute I can see how it can be so much fun for you.
Piss Clams???? Hmmm never thought of that.
I haven't seen Danny in a few years. He's doing well though and I am looking forward to it.
Yeah I think both sides of the aisle have some shitty candidates but I like the Patriot Act, lower taxes and improved though still lacking border protection. I just hate the fact that I have never heard one new idea or proposal from any democratic candidates and they're strictly running on "Anti-Bush" at least in the northeast. Not to mention having been in the service I hate the democratic anti-military machine.
Yeah I went to the mall here a few weeks ago and they already had all the X-mas trees set up and those ridiculous and ugly inflatable snow globes with the confetti in them that people have in their yards. Everytime I see a house with one of them it is in a sad state of disarray because the wind blows it over and it's all a mess. Why would you spend $150 for that?!?!?!
Yep, now that I have a little stinky I like X-mas even more than I always have. Every time Samantha sees Santa Claus in the stores or on TV or in her X-mas books she starts screaming, "Ho Ho!!!" It's gonna be a fun time this X-mas.
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