Asscrack is a warm place...

...and mine has been quiet lately. We're going on day 4 now with no dookie! No poop. No stool. No ass meatloaf. Oh well, I will keep drinking coffee and keep my fingers crossed.

I stopped on my way home yesterday and bought a few more X-mas presents. I am outta fucking control and need to stop. They were very small and inexpensive things but I still need to get control of myself....it's not even Thanksgiving yet!!!

I got home last night and the house looked like a blind retard went on a rampage through it. There was stuff EVERYWHERE! My wife had her little "playgroup" over in the afternoon with their kids and the collective monsoon destroyed the house. Nah, it wasn't that bad. She says there's this one mother who always whips her boobs out and breast feeds her kid right in front of everyone! I gotta sit in on one of these things and check that out.

I am putting the investment property on the back burner for now. Every time I find something with good numbers something falls through whether it is a zoning hearing or some other administrative BS. So I am gonna wait on it and look again after the houseing market drops off a little more.

Although I don't watch too much TV I am happy that my 2 favorite shows are on tonight: My Name is Earl and The Office. So I will plant my happy ass on the couch and watch and laugh my ass off as usual.

Thanksgiving is in one week! Then comes black Friday....the busiest shopping day of the year. What in the fuck could posess someone to go to ANY store on the Friday after Thanksgiving?!?! 2 years ago I took my wife to NYC for our anniversary on black Friday because we had reservations for the Rainbow Room restaurant and tickets to a broadway show for that night. Well she made me take her to Macy's and holy fuck! You could not move in that place. Since then I have vowed never to leave the house on black Friday and I have held true to that. The only thing getting me outta my house on that day is a fire or a hot naked chick running around outside calling my name...and we all know that ain't gonna happen.

I know it is the holidays and a happy time of year for me in general but there are some things that I hate this time of year: no golf, no boat, impending blizzards, listening to the same ass spelunkers that complained about the heat a couple months ago complain about how cold it is.

Anyway, I am gonna go now. Since I am putting off buying my investment property I am gonna check out that hovercraft I had my eye on for a while now.