Mmmm....a tasy treat!
So listen, I developed this new recipe based on the age-old favorite "flapjacks". I like to call them Crapjacks:
1) Mix powered pancake mix according to instructions on box
2) Add assorted droppings of small rodents to the batter
3) pour batter onto griddle in small circles (you can also make fun shapes)
4) flip when brown on one side and brown the other side
Mmmm I made these over the weekend. They're a tasty delight that the whole family can enjoy!
Speaking of crap....I went like 3.5 days without pooping then all of a sudden I have done about 5 poops over the last 2 days! I did a poop last night before going into the shower and I didn't flush because I was afraid the flush might mess with the water temperature of the shower. Well after I got out of the shower I still forgot to flush. Boy did I get an earful for that!
I am going bowling tomorrow....all by myself. I haven't been in a while. My wife is having some German friends over for the afternoon so rather than listen to them cackle in German I am gonna put on my chef costume and go to the bowling alley. I got my own ball and shoes so I have to remember to bring them so I don't have to wear the stank bowling alley shoes. Those days are over. I also don't have to use bowling balls that are covered in cheetos crumbs and ass lint from all the kids and people that use them. I have this personal tradition of mine where if I ever get a turkey (3 strikes in a row) I have to drop down on the floor and do the worm. It has only happened one or two times because I suck ass at bowling but damn it is fun! I also cannot go bowling anymore dressed normally, I have to wear a costume. Or sometimes I just wear pajamas. Hey Liza J, remember the chef outfit I wore in NC bowling? That's the one I am wearing tomorrow!
Anyway, no other big plans for the weekend. If I get a chance I wouldn't mind filling my underwear with raw squid and sitting down and dragging myself across the floor on my ass. But I am not sure I will have the time.
posted by P-Nut @ 1:29 PM
4 Comments:
Keeping the Chef costume real!!! Hell yeah. I miss the costume bowling days. Jason and I went bowling with some friends last weekend. I bowled a 129 the first game which isn't awesome but not bad either. I mean, I have a few skills from the days where we used to bowl twice a week. Well our friends kinda got ill and their little girl said "gosh mom, Liza is un-beatable." I almost lost it I was laughing so hard. Cause I don't even care about winning, I just like bowling for fun. Jason bowled a turkey which was cool but the time we went before that he got 4 in a row. What the hell do you call that????
Oh, I'm in the market for a ball but it has to be clear with a rose in it like the guy on Kingpin. Let me know if you see one.
It's called a 4 bagger. Did he do the worm?
He talked a big game about doing the worm if he got a Turkey but backed out.
That's so unfortunate :(
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