He's a GIANT DILDO!!

Who am I tlking about? Kofi Annan...the worthless fucking illiterate that runs the U.N. who is thankfully nearing the end of his term. What has he done? Jack fucking shit. He's too busy blaming the U.S. for everything instead of trying to address real issues in places like Darfur. I'd personally like to see someone hurl him off the roof of the U.N. building into the cesspool East River....right where he belongs. But do not despair....for surely another worthless fuck of a moron will take his place at the helm of the U.N.

Last night I was watching television and I saw something that made me think (I have been doing this a lot lately). I was waiting for 7th Heaven to come on at 8pm and was watching "Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout: Gary Coleman's--Scattered, Smothered and Covered Christmas" and a Fruit of the Loom commercial came on. I have been seeing these "Fruits" since I was a little kid as far back as I can remember. However, last night was the first time I ever noticed a couple things. First--does anyone know how many fruits there are out there? I don't either but there's got to be hundreds of them right? All different categories: melons, citrus, berries, etc. Well there are only 4 fruit selected as representatives for the Fruit of the Loom brand name and logo. 2 of the 4 fruits are grapes! That's 50% of their representation in grapes!!!

Does this bother anyone else? Don't you think the company should have chosen a more representative group from among all the fruits? Certainly the apple belongs and maybe even one grape guy but 2 of them? That fucks everything up.

Secondly....what's with the fucking pile of leaves walking around that qualifies as a fruit guy. I got onto the Fruit of the Loom website to see who this shady charater is and what fruit he is supposed to represent....alas, Leaf Guy--whose lawyer says could qualify as a fruit guy since fruit is often found attached to leaves. What?!?! WTF? So basically we have an apple, green grapes (which are good representation) then we have purple grapes (played by the token black dude) and leaf guy which is totally ridiculous. By the way, if they ever change and keep only one grape guy I hope they keep the green grapes.....not because I want the black dude to go or anything....I just like green grapes better.

Had our Christmas party Saturday night...it was pretty good....a little dry but I did my best to liven things up and not get fired in the process. Then my wife and I went to the Karaoke bar. That was fun. Sunday I just did some stuff around the hizzouse but I guess it was a pretty good weekend. This Saturday we have another X-mas party to go to over at a friend's house. I am not planning on staying long at all. I need some Vinny time to just relax and not have to be around all these damn people.

SO this Wednesday my wife is driving up to her 1/2 sister's house in NY with Stinky for her birthday. They're gonna stay the night so I am not too happy that when I get home after work Wednesday my little Stinky will not be there. I'll see her tomorrow night and then not again until I get home Thursday night. Oh well, I understand my wife likes hanging out with her sister and that's all she has here in the states. Good thing I am such an understanding guy...not to mention sexy as a motherfucker!

Anyways, gotta run and do some more work. TOODLES!