Price check on vagisil...aisle 5.
What the hell is up with the self-checkouts in the grocery stores? I don't know how it is where you are at but all of our grocery stores up here in the northeast are adding more and more self-checkouts and getting rid of cashier lines. What the fuck?!?! Yeah yeah I know it is all in the name of saving money but give me a fucking break! It never fails that one of several things happen in the self-checkout line:
1) you scan shit....send it down the conveyor belt, then the machine beeps and says the item did not scan and you have to wait on the high school asshole who works there to come over with the "master key" and re-scan the item.
2) you have the fucking slow retard in front of you who cannot figure the machine out. Old people should be banned from the self-checkout. They sit there and look at the fucking machine like it has a giant dick sticking out of it and hold up everyone else. Or perhaps you have the mother with 12 children running around like little fuckers through the store and she's trying to calm them down instead of working the machine.
3) you have the asshole that has to pay in cash....exact change instead of using a debit card like a normal person. That's right, their bill comes out to $67.87 and they have to feed singles and change into the goddamn slot for 20 minutes!
Also, doesn't it chap your ass when you're looking in a store and they don't have a price tag on something? I have gotten into it with a lot of managers and always tell them that if there's no price tag on the item then it should be free. I'd also like to smack the dicks that get in the 15 items or less line with 16 items. Lazy bastards!!!
posted by P-Nut @ 8:14 AM
8 Comments:
I really prefer the self checkout method than going through the conventional register. Sometimes the idiots at the register aggravate me more than the self checkout machines. At least there I know it's ME to blame but sometimes the clerk will ask me like 5 times if this is a papaya or a mango? Then it takes them forever to look up the damn code. It really pisses me off then they act like they are so bothered by the fact that I am there and can't even say, "Thank you, have a good day." Fuck you, I can scan my own damn groceries - that's what I want to tell them. They should be lucky they aren't being replaced completely! Yes, it's before 9am and I havent' had my coffee yet. Water is boiling now...
That would be 9am central time
I hear ya! Yeah I know the clerks are sometimes more difficult. I think it is more the customers in front of me that piss me off than the machines but either way, you're always gonna run into an asshole....that's the only thing you can be sure of.
I swear to god those freaking things chap my ass too. I do use them but ONLY if nobody is using it before me. They ALWAYS fuck up and it takes every ounce of my being not to jerk there toilet paper or whatever it is out of there hands and scan their groceries for them. Plus, I don't think that people get that the bagging area is a scale, IT KNOWS IF YOU PUT YOUR ITEM IN THE BAG!!!! So if you don't put it in the bag it will not let you scan the next item. Can you get that people????? I think its stupid too but just put the item in the bag people so I don't have to stand behind you while it takes you 15 minutes to scan 5 fucking items.
I usually do fine; it does help if you've ever been a cashier before. But, the damn things fuck on me too almost every time. I think R&D needs to do a bit more work. But I totally agree here Vinny.
I agree with both of yous...if the obstruction isn't there then the self-checkout could be the way to go but there are often obstructions in which case sometimes a cashier just ain't that bad. Shiiiiit you betta step off and recognize! Huh? I don't even know what that means?!?!
By the way, how can a fucking store be named Piggly Wiggly?!?!? Are you fucking kidding me? Friggin' southerners are nuts!
Not only did we have piggly wiggly in FL but here in Austin we have a corner store called Wag-A-Bag with a pic of a weiner dog.. hahaha. knew you'd love that. forrizzle.
Oh Jeez. Wag a bag? WTF?!?! Where do they get this shit?
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