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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

It's Hump Day...

So let's hump! Well we all know that Wednesday is hump day. It's beautiful outside right now here in N.E.P.A. and hopefully it will stay that way. Today is looking to be a pretty good day. I have a golf match after work and as any guy knows, there's nothing better than hanging out on the golf course, drinking beers and hitting a golf ball every once in a while. I know chicks don't understand guys' fascination for golf but what can I say?!?! Last week I skipped golf so I could watch my daughter so my wife could go to the gym. I played the role of sweet and caring husband/father making the ultimate sacrifice for the family. This week I am not and I am gonna get my golf in. Relax...I'm not that bad, I stayed with our daughter last night while my wife went to the gym. Wednesday is Vinny's day to bask in the glory on the golf course.

UPDATE: I got a secret for ya. Go to www.mymms.com and you can build your own personal M&Ms candy with your own message on them. You may need to sell your car to buy a pack because they're fucking expensive but great fun the whole family can enjoy!!!

I watched Rockstar: Supernova again last night. It was a pretty good show. As usual Dilana was unbelievable. Her version of Time After Time was friggin' awesome. I think it is already pretty safe to say she'll win the show easily. Also as usual my girl Storm almost caused me to yank it out and start pulling on it because she's so friggin' HOT! My wife doesn't understand my lust for her and to be honest, neither do I. There's just some chicks that have something about them that just DO IT for me. We made a deal that if I ever have the opportunity to sleep with Storm that I am allowed. Nice to think about but I am a realist. I will never have the opportunity. I actually have permission to sleep with a lot of chicks....none of which I will ever be able to.

So this morning I just received the tentative budget numbers for the program I run for FY07. Let's just say there's probably something inherently wrong about a skinny Italian kid from NY being responsible for this much money. The funny part? It's all YOUR money....and mine....the taxpayers. You guys should all write your Congressman and ask, "Why the hell is Vinny getting his hands on this much of our money?"

Did you ever poo and the water splashes up on your ass? I hate that.

Little known fact: Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are 50 years of age or older.

Well I gotta run. I figure they pay me all this money so I should do something once in a while right?!?!?! TOODLES!

11 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Hump....... that's what that Jill chick did last night to Gilby the guitar player of Supernova. How stupid did she look. It was so trashy and buddy he let her know it. I mean she acted like she was trying out for G&R. I agree with you Vinny, Dilana was awesome!!! I'm still leaning towards her or Lukas, but I question weather they will pick a chick to head the band or not. They should...... Dilana is the best!!!

Dave Navarro was a little punchy last night…….. must be his “separation” stressing him out.

11:11 AM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

Lukas is the freaky looking dud right? Yeah he's the best guy by far. I honestly don't think they have any issues with a chick. You're right, Jill, although pretty hot, overdid it a little. I can see interacting with Gilby but holy crap...looked like she was trying to have an orgy with him. Last night was the 2nd time I have heard Dilana sing a song and actually make it better than the original. The other was Zombie by the Cranberries. She's been perfection. Navarro was on the rag. He's funny as hell though.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Lukas was first last night. He is the best dude but I think Magni is getting some good attention too. I think they should kick off 2 people tonight, there are that many that suck. With the INXS I thought the blong girl with the dreadlocks rocked but they got rid of her too. I didn't expect the guy who won that one to win so I guess we never can tell.

I love Dave...... and he's hot.

11:52 AM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

Yeah Magenti is good too. I guess you never know for sure who will win but I am 99.9% sure of who it will be. By the way what's up thinking Navarro is hot? His head is so fucking big! It's like 2.5 feet long! I don't know how he got Carmen Electra in the first place. Oh yes I do...he's a rockstar and he's rich! HA!

12:34 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

and he cries when he's in love.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

WTF....... you have to buy 4 bags. Dang it, I was gonna get some but I only wanted one bag.

1:18 PM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

No, I changed the quantity to 1 and it let me do it. Although $11.95 per bag is a little fucking steep! What was your message gonna say?!?!

1:23 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

It said min. 4 bags. Did you complete the order???

I was gonna say something cheesy for Jason's birthday.

1:51 PM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

Nah I didn't complete it...I chickened out!

1:59 PM  
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