Yesterday was chicks......

Today is dudes. What the fuck is the deal with some guys? In our bathroom here at work we have 3 urinals and 5 stoolies. Now, man-law dictates that if all 3 urinals are open you go to one of the end urinals to piss. You DON'T go to the middle one. If you go in there and someone is at an end urinal, you go to the other end. The middle is the last one that should be taken. It is also acceptable to skip straight to a stall if the 2 end urinals are taken. So I just came back from the bathroom right? I went in right behind some guy and he proceeded straight to the middle urinal when all 3 were open!!! What kind of a sock puppet is this fucking guy?!?!? The only explanation for this is that he's a meat-gazer. THAT'S IT! That's the only explanation. So I had to go and piss in a stall because I didn't want the sock puppet to see my crank.

So now I am in a bad mood. Oh well, I will get over it soon enough. I saw on the news that hezbollah is having a humongous rally in Lebanon to "celebrate" their victory over Israel. Why doesn't the U.S. or Israel send a couple cruise missiles into the middle of this smelly group of fucking savages and kill every one of them?!?!?! That would put me in a better mood.

Well it's Friday, it's beautiful out and it is supposed to rain all fucking weekend...again! Mother nature is a dirty stinking whore.

Well, time to go eat lunch and goof off a bit. Hope you all have a good weekend. TOODLES!