Turkey Attack!!!
I forgot to tell you....Wednesday when I played in my weekly golf tournament I had a somewhat traumatic experience....we were waiting to tee off because the group in front of us was playing a little slow. So while we were waiting I went into the woods to take a piss. Well I was standing there taking a leak against a tree when out of nowhere a humongous flock of turkeys comes running through. I was right in the middle of it all. I was jumping out of the way and leaping around all while still peeing. Well they disappeared as quickly as the came and when it was all over I realized that I pissed all over my shoes! Well, no big deal, to me it was worth it because it was a pretty wild scene.
Well well, another Friday. We're supposed to get hit with the remnants of tropical storm Ernesto later today and overnight. I guess since the global warming retards are wrong about all the hurricanes they have to play up this tropical storm as much as possible because that's all I keep hearing about.
In other news, the "deadline" for Iran to stop enriching uranium has come and gone. As usual the U.N. is proving what a bunch of pussies they are and not doing anything about another one of their resolutions being ignored. What a shocker! Does anyone even take the U.N. seriously? I really don't think they do....anywhere. It's their own fault too...they set the precedent by allowing Iraq to blow them off for 12 years with no repercussions. What an impotent and useless organization they are.
I am going to look at the apartment building tomorrow. If all goes well I may be able to make an offer in a week or two. All the lending agreements are being pushed through and all that jazz. Just proceeding very cautiously at this point.
No big plans for the weekend....it's supposed to rain the whole fucking time. I'll tell you this, mother nature is a whore! Big time.
Whatever, I don't feel like sniveling anymore so I am gonna go now. Hope everyone has a good weekend. I won't blog again until Wednesday because Monday's a holiday and Tuesday I will be working....on the GOLF COURSE!!!!!
posted by P-Nut @ 8:59 AM
2 Comments:
That turkey story is a total riot. I can see the whole thing in my mind. I don't think it was really an attack if they just ran right past you. When I was a kid my aunt and uncle lived on and old farm, they had a HUGE turkey that just roamed around the land. It would charge us every time we came to visit. When we would pull in the driveway, my aunt would open the back door, my mom would pick my sister and I both up, my aunt would yell RUNNNNNNN, and my mom would run like hell with my sister and I bouncing around on her hips with that turkey running right behind her. The turkey never caught us, not really sure what would have happened had he caught us, guess we would get a flogging or something. Now that would be a turkey attack.
Get ready for the rain. It’s been dumping on us since Wednesday.
Hope you have a good weekend too.
Frigging turkeys suck ass! They're vicious beasts with no regard for human life. Who the hell goes to take a piss in the woods and expects that to happen?!?!?!
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