Scrotum flavored bubble gum

So the visitors are still here UGH! Today is the last day so that's good. Golf kicked ass yesterday. I even got a free pair of foot joy golf shoes with all of the gift certificates I won throughout the season. Good deal.

muslims everywhere are still garbage smelling pieces of corn in my dog's shit. I am glad to see that Angela Merkel (the German Chancellor) is not caving in to threats of muslim shithead violence. They were going to do a Mozart opera in Berlin and one part of the opera shows muhammed's head being rolled across the stage after being decapitated or some wacky acid-induced shit like that. Anyway the opera house said they're not going to stage the opera because they're afraid of muslim violence. Angela Merkel stepped in and said we won't be swayed by their threats of violence! Now it looks like they might show it. Good. Fuck them pigs. I am so happy she won the election and that pussy-fart Gerhard Schroeder isn't their Chancellor anymore. Anyway, that's my take on things.

Well let me go and sign my visitors in through the security office and get this shit over with. Talk to you tomorrow.....TOODLES!