Here's a good one....
Here's the first paragraph of an article published in the USA Today by another global warming genius:
"Although the measure of humans' impact on global warming isn't precisely known, scientific evidence makes it abundantly clear that human activity is the main cause of warming over the past several decades ("Heated debate," Editorial, Thursday). "
Okay what's wrong here? I'll tell you what the fuck is wrong. If humans' impact on global warming isn't precisely known as stated above, then how the FUCK can you turn around and say--in the same fucking sentence--that it's clear human activity is the MAIN cause of warming?!?!?! Another fucking Kool-Aid drinking putz who doesn't know shit about anything trying to sound intelligent with words like 'abundantly' and 'precisely' substituting for common fucking sense. What's worse is I can imagine all the fucking clones sitting around the world reading the article and nodding their heads in a collective display of assaholism!
Okay now that I vented about those Queefs I feel better. Hey check my spelling here.
I have another golf match today after work. It's supposed to be sunny and a high of 80 so that will work just nicely! You may say, "Vinny you sure do play golf an awful lot." You're goddamn right I do.
Hey big country I went to reply to your blog and it said I couldn't because I am not a team member?!?! WTF?!?! Make me a team member! What does that even mean?!?! Hey if nobody has ever seen me in my pimp outfit you can go to big country's blog and check it out. NICE! I still wear it out to the bar every now and then...usually only for special occasions.
I can't believe it is August already and before you know it we're gonna have like 40-50 degree weather up here in PA. I gotta get my narrow ass in gear and get out on my boat every chance I get before the blizzards roll in.
I have to book my hotel and everything for my trip down to Alexandria next month. That should be a good time. Hey, anyone want to come and meet up with me in Alexandria?!?! Bring it on....free hotel room.
Alright, sorry things are slow but that's about it for now....oh and here's today's wonderful dick trick:
posted by P-Nut @ 8:13 AM
15 Comments:
DAMN! Oh well. Whaddya mean dicks are ugly?!?! Yeah I guess they are...never thought of it like that before.
Yo Vinny, I changed that team member thing with my blog. I don't know what was up with that, I'm still trying to learn the ins and outs of this blog hoster. I agree k-fel, the dick tricks are funny however my favorite dick trick is still "Hide the penus in the wife's mouth". Have fun on the golf course, we're in the middle of 2 a day practices, so I go in at around 1:00 and by the time the last kid leaves and everything gets organized its like 10:00. Red and I have been passing in the night when I get home she's already in bed and by the time I get up she's already left. Todays the last day though. We've been working hard on the baby's nursery. We're going with the "Alice in Wonderland" theme. We're painting a big Cheeshire cat over the changing table and a big mural with all of the characters over the crib. So don't be surprised if you come down and baby Savannah has the black light on laying in her crib smoking a doobie. I'm going to go draw some more, you's guys have a good one.
Nice! Sounds like you're coming along on the nursery. Yeah that's gonna be like one big acid trip. We got the Winnie the Pooh theme for Samantha. However, I am thinking of re-doing our bedroom with mirrors and a trapeze! Hang in there with the football practice....2 a days are almost over!
Too bad big country doesn't get to play his favorite dick trick very often!!! Honesty, I am getting tired of the puppetry of the penis display. About this golf thing, you work for the government and play golf alot, and blog alot. I see why our taxes are so high and government productivity is so low!!
Wow, love the Nessie dick trick. This global warming thing is really wearing me out, big time. Hmmmm I think you spelled Queef right all though I would have called them Queefers.
Good luck at golf today!!
Okay I will stop with the global warming thing...at least for a while unless something earth shattering happens. Yes redhead, I do play golf and blog a lot however, I am so damn efficient I do more work than 10 other people so that lets me feel justified. And you don't want anymore dick tricks? Well if that's the consensus I'll stop them.
Well, everyone else seems to enjoy the puppetry, so I can put up with your crap as usual. If you want to call yourself efficient, be my guest. Everyone is allowed their own delusions.
p-nut, I didn't mean I was sick of it from you. That's what this blog is for. Talk about whatever you want.
k-fel, that's great, I'll have to try it. Unfortunately big country may not be that gullible but I know p-nut is.
Big Country and Redhead,
Do you read my blog????? Just wondering.
liza jane,
We do not read your blog. Send me an email.
Lick my balls! I am not gullible I just can't do shots! Quit picking on the skinny Italian kid ball bags!!!
Lizzie, theres no link to your blog on your profile, how are we supposed to know where it is, osmosis?
Liza's blog is at: http://lizaphotographer.blogspot.com/
No, you're supposed to be a fucking mind reader!!!!! Sorry, I didn't know you couldn't link to my blog. I'll try to fix that, sorry.
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