Long Weekend

Hey how's everyone doing? I didn't post anything yesterday because I was busy playing golf all day. That was the AUSA golf tournament I blogged about last week. So let me tell you....one of the nicest, most well-maintained courses I have EVER played on. We got there at 8am, ate breakfast and had coffee. We did a big group photo and teed off at 9am. The first beers were opened promptly at 9:03am. They even had hot chicks driving around on golf carts selling beer....$1.00 each!!! Anyway, I played like ass but who the hell cares....I got paid to go spend the day drinking and golfing and friends, it does not get any better than that. They also gave us lunch and we had a dinner and prize giveaway....I was one of about 5 of the only people who did not win something. That's okay though because I never win shit!

Now it is back to work today but that's okay....should be a pretty easy week.

So we had a pretty fun weekend. Karaoke night was fun. My wife sang about 4 or 5 songs and people were coming up to her all night saying how good she did. I only sang one song: James Brown "Sex Machine". Everyone else who sang just kind of stood there looking at the monitor and singing. So when I went up there I had a coat that I carry in my car and I had my wife and my friend's wife go up on stage with me and take the coat off me like the Godfather of Soul does. Then I proceeded to make a bunch of James Brown noises and yells and crotch floss with the microphone cord and microphone stand. It was pretty fun. I am a pretty good crotch flosser.

Other than that not too much else over the weekend. Spent a lot of time playing around with Stinky. I am going to watch her tonight so wifey can go to the gym again. Then tomorrow I have my weekly golf tournament after work. Well that's it for now...I will write more later on if I get a chance.