Finally Fucking Friday!!!!

Hey it's Friday everyone! Last day of the week before the drunken, naked debauchery gets started! Oh wait, maybe that's just me? Anyway I thought I'd put some old long-lost photos up that have just been laying around.

This first one is cute. It's from a trip to the beach a few years ago. Boy I tell you, you never know what your friends are gonna do while you're passed out drunk in the sand at the beach. Good clean fun:



Here's a nice one I found from 2 years ago. I was feeling somewhat charitable and went to play the Easter Bunny at the local mall. The children? They LOVED it.



So anyways, I have always been a HUGE Hasselhoff fan. Ever since the days of Knight Rider I have admired David's incredible acting and singing skills. To hell with Yasmine Bleeth, there's only one reason I used to watch Baywatch.....Hasselhoff! Here's a poster I recently took down from my bedroom wall....I figured I am 32 years old now with a wife and kid so it may be time to move on. Look at those cute little dogs all snuggled up on David's hairy man-chest!



Here's one a friend sent me a while back from Hilary's trip to see the troops. Yeah we all know how anti-military she is....not to mention a worthless whore....so this hero from the 82nd Airborne Division, feeling pressured to shake hands with her, has the right idea to ward off the evil spirits of corruption and worthlessness...have a look! The old cross your fingers and it doesn't count routine....NICE!



This next photo I took when I brought my garbage out one night. I heard a loud rustling noise and assumed it was a racoon or homeless person rootin' around in the garbage. I'll be damned if it wasn't that goddamn chupacabra again though.



Finally, anyone who knows anything about West Point knows that cadets do not get to leave that often and are usually forced to be creative about having fun and entertaining themselves. You name it, it's been done.....potato guns, water balloon slingshots, ass races, and everyone's favorite....dick tricks. Although it is not me in the photo below...I consider myself proficient in many various dick tricks having learned with the best of them at the academy. In fact, I am considering posting a few of my own originals on Monday. Here's today's dick trick lesson...the Hamburger:



Anyways that's it for the photos. This weekend should kick ass. Nice weather, boating, fishing, swimming, stroking my johnson...er ummm nevermind! Yesterday after work I laid out on my deck and wrapped myself in saran wrap and doused myself in olive oil and watermelon seeds so I have a nice tan now. So everyone be good, have a great weekend and I will talk to you next week. TOODLES. Big Sexy---OUT!