Vinny's Pizzeria, Used Tires and Abortion Clinic

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Sweet Vengeance

So I pull into the gas station this morning and what did I see? One of those arrogant dick-smokers who pulls up to the front door real quick with his vehicle crooked in the parking spot and taking up 2 spots. I was my usual morning-asshole self so what did I do? Pulled about 2" behind him so he couldn't get out until I finished doing what I had to do in the store and moved. So naturally I took my time getting my coffee and bought some lottery and stuff. I smiled pleasantly at the other ball-bag in the store (who I knew was the perpetrator). Then when I walked outside he was in his truck already waiting on me. So I walked by and gave him a look that said," Hey FUCKO--maybe next time you'll pull in like a normal person". He shot me back a look that said,"Alright, maybe I should have pulled in like a normal person". I was going to check the pressure on all 4 of my tires and run over and get a windshield squeegee and clean off my windshield before I moved but I think he got the point.

In other news.....the house looks AWESOME with the new paint job. I am not an easy person to satisfy (unless we're talking sex) and I am completely satisfied. The boys did a great job and the final tally was $965.00 because they had to get a little more ceiling paint. They even moved all the heavy shit back where it belongs for us. All I have left to do it set back up my office on our loft. I have 2 desks with a laptop and a desktop....surround sound speakers for both, printer, fax, 2 file cabinets, a small table, some music recording equipment and a little nightstand so it's nothing huge but with all the wires/cables that automatically makes it a pain in the ass.

I also golfed yesterday....my first time out this year and I did awesome. Well, awesome for me anyway. Then I stopped at Wal-Mart and bought a bunch of fishing stuff for my boat. I already have a bunch of fishing stuff but I need some to keep at the house and some to keep on the boat because I am too lazy to transport all of it. That's about it for the excitement of my day yesterday....except the stalker that hit on me at work.

4 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Okay, that's too funny about the guy at the gas station. I HATE people who do that. If you had checked your tires and cleaned your windshield I would have died. You're too much Vinny.

Glad you're so pleased with your house. Sounds like you're pretty hooked up.

11:10 AM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

You know me, I will do anything to make a scene. Next time I will block the guy in and then come out of the store and sit on the curb and smoke a cigarette before I move. Yep I am happy with the house. You should drive up and see it for the weekend. We can shag! HA!!! JUST KIDDING!!!

12:05 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Yeah, and when he asks what you're doing tell him you don't smoke in your car and you were dying for a cigarette. You will move in just a minute. He might wanna fight after that.

I'm so sure you were kidding.

3:13 PM  
Blogger P-Nut said...

Come on! I was kidding!!!!

3:39 PM  

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