Sweet Vengeance
So I pull into the gas station this morning and what did I see? One of those arrogant dick-smokers who pulls up to the front door real quick with his vehicle crooked in the parking spot and taking up 2 spots. I was my usual morning-asshole self so what did I do? Pulled about 2" behind him so he couldn't get out until I finished doing what I had to do in the store and moved. So naturally I took my time getting my coffee and bought some lottery and stuff. I smiled pleasantly at the other ball-bag in the store (who I knew was the perpetrator). Then when I walked outside he was in his truck already waiting on me. So I walked by and gave him a look that said," Hey FUCKO--maybe next time you'll pull in like a normal person". He shot me back a look that said,"Alright, maybe I should have pulled in like a normal person". I was going to check the pressure on all 4 of my tires and run over and get a windshield squeegee and clean off my windshield before I moved but I think he got the point.
In other news.....the house looks AWESOME with the new paint job. I am not an easy person to satisfy (unless we're talking sex) and I am completely satisfied. The boys did a great job and the final tally was $965.00 because they had to get a little more ceiling paint. They even moved all the heavy shit back where it belongs for us. All I have left to do it set back up my office on our loft. I have 2 desks with a laptop and a desktop....surround sound speakers for both, printer, fax, 2 file cabinets, a small table, some music recording equipment and a little nightstand so it's nothing huge but with all the wires/cables that automatically makes it a pain in the ass.
I also golfed yesterday....my first time out this year and I did awesome. Well, awesome for me anyway. Then I stopped at Wal-Mart and bought a bunch of fishing stuff for my boat. I already have a bunch of fishing stuff but I need some to keep at the house and some to keep on the boat because I am too lazy to transport all of it. That's about it for the excitement of my day yesterday....except the stalker that hit on me at work.

4 Comments:
Okay, that's too funny about the guy at the gas station. I HATE people who do that. If you had checked your tires and cleaned your windshield I would have died. You're too much Vinny.
Glad you're so pleased with your house. Sounds like you're pretty hooked up.
You know me, I will do anything to make a scene. Next time I will block the guy in and then come out of the store and sit on the curb and smoke a cigarette before I move. Yep I am happy with the house. You should drive up and see it for the weekend. We can shag! HA!!! JUST KIDDING!!!
Yeah, and when he asks what you're doing tell him you don't smoke in your car and you were dying for a cigarette. You will move in just a minute. He might wanna fight after that.
I'm so sure you were kidding.
Come on! I was kidding!!!!
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